Today I playing Fifa against my mate and we decided that the winner could do something 'mega harsh' to the loser.
Obviously I won 'cos I've got MAD SKILLZ and as he went to the toilet I raided his wardrobe and took all of his nice/expensive clothes. I ran out of his house, jumped into my Beamer and drove off. As I didn't want to keep his clothes ('cos the clothes I have are a lot nicer) I decided to give them all to a charity shop.
I've just texted him and told him where all his clothes are and if he wants them back he has to buy them back.
So when can I be expecting my OBE?