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I deserve an OBE (maybe even a knighthood)

The JFK Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Today I playing Fifa against my mate and we decided that the winner could do something 'mega harsh' to the loser.

Obviously I won 'cos I've got MAD SKILLZ and as he went to the toilet I raided his wardrobe and took all of his nice/expensive clothes. I ran out of his house, jumped into my Beamer and drove off. As I didn't want to keep his clothes ('cos the clothes I have are a lot nicer) I decided to give them all to a charity shop.

I've just texted him and told him where all his clothes are and if he wants them back he has to buy them back.

So when can I be expecting my OBE?
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Yawns
#2
Week on Tuesday
#3
do you have any idea how sad you sound?
[mod]#4
You deserve a broken face.
I joke...almost.
banned#5
wonder-baby
do you have any idea how sad you sound?


Yes. I think that's the general idea though. :thumbsup:
#6
You deserve to be shot.

Multiple times.
#7
mbgringo
Week on Tuesday


Is that when I will be receiving confirmation or is that when the queen will be coming to my house to knight me? (I don't go to the queen, the queen comes to me, ya kna' mean?)
banned#8
tinkerbell28
I don't know, I will phone the queen hun and find out xxx:thumbsup:


while your thur. ask if she can fire the PM
#9
Carrot
Orange
Cracker
Kerching :thumbsup:
#10
Thanks for bring this back Mods.
banned#11
The JFK
Is that when I will be receiving confirmation or is that when the queen will be coming to my house? (I don't go to the queen, the queen comes to me, ya kna' mean?)


I believe I do.


http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/59471.jpg
#12
Monkeybumcheeks

Carrot
Orange
Cracker
Kerching :thumbsup:


:-D :thumbsup:

At least he's getting more consistent about his fantasy life - the BMW is still featuring!

I wonder if he ever got the waiter job to save up for a car and insurance:
http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/234903/does-anyone-work-as-a-waiter-waitre/
#13
guv
I believe I do.


^^^^^

You don't know what I mean as you're undereducated.
#14
The JFK
^^^^^

You don't know what I mean as you're undereducated.


Is that like uneducated? but lower down? like really low down.

Thought JFK was dead. Now I see him posting again.:thumbsup:
#15
Adam2050
Is that like uneducated? but lower down? like really low down.

Thought JFK was dead. Now I see him posting again.:thumbsup:


One can only wish....
#16
you take that picture of your bmw today?
#17
yawn, are you bg1 in disguise?

(bg1 does wind up threads a lot lot better than you :) )
#18
lol, in your little circle of mega rich friends, he'll just replace his wardrobe tomorrow, pocket change.
#19
Alfonse
lol, in your little circle of mega rich friends, he'll just replace his wardrobe tomorrow, pocket change.


Nah, he's not that rich. His house is only worth around £900K.
#20
The JFK
Nah, he's not that rich. His house is only worth around £900K.


still enough to replace his wardrobe making your prank and illegal driving pointless

still waiting for you at [url]www.breakology.co.uk/forum[/url]

**cluck cluck
#21
The JFK
Is that when I will be receiving confirmation or is that when the queen will be coming to my house to knight me? (I don't go to the queen, the queen comes to me, ya kna' mean?)


Confirmation.

She's at a 2 week all inclusive in Benidorm so will be back a week on Friday :thumbsup:
#22
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/4/4/9/0/44908_logo.jpg
#23
Alfonse
still enough to replace his wardrobe making your prank and illegal driving pointless



I dno.

£900K isn't that much money.
#24
The JFK
I dno.

£900K isn't that much money.


still waiting to hear your spitting talents, I wanna see you get rinsed by Spooka

[url]www.breakology.co.uk[/url]
#25
Proper
Epic
Nice
Indian
Sandwich
:roll:
#26
Monkeybumcheeks
Proper
Epic
Nice
Indian
Sandwich
:roll:


lol the phallic acid
#27
Friendly
American
Not
Nigerian
Yelper
1 Like #28
I might have just started something :thumbsup:
#29
Monkeybumcheeks
I might have just started something :thumbsup:


Yep, you do realise you still have an xmas avvy?
#30
Alfonse
still waiting to hear your spitting talents, I wanna see you get rinsed by Spooka

[url]www.breakology.co.uk[/url]


^^^
Looks like the worst forum ever.

I'm going to drop a verse and upload it onto YouTube in the coming days. I tried to do so before but the file got corrupted in the process and my killa bars got lost. :-(
#31
The JFK
^^^
Looks like the worst forum ever.


That's what happens when the likes of you join :whistling:
#32
The JFK
^^^
Looks like the worst forum ever.

I'm going to drop a verse and upload it onto YouTube in the coming days. I tried to do so before but the file got corrupted in the process and my killa bars got lost. :-(


so you went to the production area then..........lol you know nothing about music
#33
grex9101
Yep, you do realise you still have an xmas avvy?


yeah,cant be arsed to change it:)
#34
Alfonse
so you went to the production area then..........lol you know nothing about music


Eh?

Don't be hating on me 'cos I'm dropping the illest bars in the UK.
#35
chipmunk lives in my street
#36
kungfu
chipmunk lives in my street


Wow.

You into the whole 'Boy Better Know' shizz?

TBH I'm not much of a fan of any of them but fair play to them for dominating the UK grime scene.

IMO Chipmunk concentrates on quantity of material rather than quality and IMO it should be the other way round.
banned#37
kungfu
chipmunk lives in my street


Squirrel and Foxy live in mine. :thumbsup:
#38
The JFK
Wow.

You into the whole 'Boy Better Know' shizz?

TBH I'm not much of a fan of any of them but fair play to them for dominating the UK grime scene.

IMO Chipmunk concentrates on quantity of material rather than quality and IMO it should be the other way round.


lol nah he doesnt really but a lad looks like him and is always walking into the street spitting lyrics haha he quite good ... i like skeptas freestyles thats about it dont listen to any grime really
#39
kungfu
lol nah he doesnt really but a lad looks like him and is always walking into the street spitting lyrics haha he quite good ... i like skeptas freestyles thats about it dont listen to any grime really


I don't know about Skepta, but when I heard JME freestyle on BBC Extra he was just spitting lyrics from his songs that he has already made to a different. I was like WTF are you doing? If you can't freestyle atleast prepare some new verses to drop, especially if it's going out to the mases.

What artists you listen to then?

Who's your top 5?
#40
The JFK
Eh?

Don't be hating on me 'cos I'm dropping the illest bars in the UK.



haha, lets end this now, then if you wanna be the frontman then stop hiding post up yer profile and myspace page with your spitting and production crew ripping out the dope beats...........


you lose, can't be a frontman who's afraid to show his face.....................

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