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I don't deep fry friends

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8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
Grimm Reaper nuke 'em,
Hearts don't mend,
Brothers turned to enemies,
Homie, enemies I eat them raw,
Homie, MF Grimm is god of war,
Parole done, see you on tour,
Millions get paid, lets see who make more


MF Grimm - The Book of Daniel
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8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
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#1
are you training to take over from Harvey by posting utter garb?
#2
skusey
are you training to take over from Harvey by posting utter garb?


Harvey?

And it's not "garb" it's genius.

MF Grimm = True street poet.
banned#3
The JFK;3540322
Harvey?

And it's not "garb" it's genius.

MF Grimm = True street poet.


Harvey = BG1


And no its garb....BG1 is funny...you are not...



Hope u get a joke book for Christmas or something...better get writing a letter to Santa:thumbsup:
#4
Tossing, turning, dreams of murder, someone's killing me
Of changes, there's nights I'm on a killing spree
All done cold blood waking up in cold sweats
This is such a cold world unconscious getting death threats
Shadows choking me, my last breath lets out my body
It's a conspiracy, my mind and my body's not really down with me
Me against the whole world? It's a little deeper
Me against my self, I fight the Grim Reaper
Swing sickle, I got my Glock bust rounds off
Demented, schizophrenic, I know this sounds off to you
I do not lie, when I doze off spirits hope I die, whatever
Angels waste the time, they work together
Scheme and plot on me, 'cause I'm the son of man
I hear voices from a dog like Son of Sam
Don't give a damn if the bullets fill me
I don't wanna live, I hope they kill me
Put me out my misery, I live in misery
I kill all my enemies, cause I love company
Those who seek me, are called wise men
Or either wise-guys I prey you comprehend
And realize I'm condemned
#5
ODB_69
Harvey = BG1


And no its garb....BG1 is funny...you are not...



Hope u get a joke book for Christmas or something...better get writing a letter to Santa:thumbsup:


You have some serious problems.
banned#6
The JFK;3540440
You have some serious problems.


lol....actually I dont....


I just have problems with little people full of self importance...



Your not funny....live with it :thumbsup:
#7
ODB_69
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]lol[/COLOR][/SIZE]....actually I dont....


I just have problems with little people full of self importance...



[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Your not funny[/COLOR][/SIZE]....live with it :thumbsup:


As I said, you have some serious problems.

Do you suffer from schizophrenia by any chance?
banned#8
The JFK;3540472
As I said, you have some serious problems.

Do you suffer from schizophrenia by any chance?



No but your giving me a serious case of IBS ;-)




Proof your not funny:
http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/278788/i-went-to-the-cash-machine-at-23-57/
#9
ODB_69
No but your giving me a serious case of IBS ;-)




Proof your not funny:
http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/278788/i-went-to-the-cash-machine-at-23-57/


LOL @ all the wittless members of HUKD.

Proof that you're illiterate:

Proof [COLOR="Red"]your [/COLOR]not funny


It's 'you're'.
banned#10
The JFK;3540586
LOL @ all the wittless members of HUKD.

Proof that you're illiterate:



It's 'you're'.



:roll:

Its late..I'm tired....


Do you REALLY want me to go through all your posts and point out your errors?

I guess not.....





Still....the point here is 1 thing



YOU ARE NOT FUNNY








oh and btw - WITLESS....Single T not double....sure it was just a typo though :whistling:
#11
It was a typo.

I have proved you wrong all night (and morning).

You should stop digging a bigger hole for yourself and go to bed.
banned#12
The JFK;3540692
It was a typo.

I have proved you wrong all night (and morning).

You should stop digging a bigger hole for yourself and go to bed.



LOL


When exactly have you proved me wrong?

My arguement is you are not funny......where is your evidence this is wrong?


I have provided evidence...you have not!


I will go to bed at some point but surely this is past your bed time...good thing tomorrows not a school day or you would be in trouble
#13
ODB_69
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]LOL[/COLOR][/SIZE]


When exactly have you proved me wrong?

My arguement is you are not funny......[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]where is your evidence this is wrong?[/COLOR][/SIZE]


I have provided evidence...you have not!


I will go to bed at some point but surely this is past your bed time...good thing tomorrows not a school day or you would be in trouble


I have proved you wrong........again.
banned#14
The JFK
I have proved you wrong........again.


You're confused. He's laughing out loud because you're a fool, not because you're funny.
#15
guv
You're confused. He's laughing out loud because you're a fool, not because you're funny.


LOL @ you for not realising.
#16
im loling at dean for using my joke in other thread haha good lad!

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