With this stupid volcanic ash flight stoppage thing going on, causing mayhem for all travellers, everybody is wanting flights to resume as soon as possible.
So my idea is to send a plane up and fly it over England for a long time to test the air and see if it crashes or not, here's the good part:
The plane should be filled with the worst criminals, so that if it does not crash, then yay, everybody gets to travel, and if it does crash then yay, less wasted oxygen.
So it's a win win situation.
You may ask, "So what about the pilots?", well we can try to find some criminals who know to fly a plane"
And you may ask, "So who gets to travel first class?" and "Do they get free booze?"
Well first class will be selected by a raffle, the criminals who win get first class. And there will be a raffle for who gets booze too. And then all profits will go to charity.
Lastly, you may ask, "Well a plane costs millions of pounds, bit of a waste?"
Well at the moment airlines are losing tens of millions a day, so it's better to lose one plane and get flights resumed.
Yay or nay?
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