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...I have just been offered 8 legs of venison for Christmas for £150...

magicjay1986 Avatar
[mod] 6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
Do you think thats two deer?
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#1
Good one for the season.....
#2
:):roll:
#3
Classic joke love it !! :)
#4
bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer
#5
cracker :thumbsup:

*picks up phone to start texting me mates*
#6
wickedteen
bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer


:? ok im gonner bite :thinking:
#7
wickedteen
bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer


can you count?
#8
http://www.endsights.com/wp-admin/images/tumbleweed.jpg
banned#9
wickedteen
bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer


only if they are 2 legged deer
[mod]#10
fragaliciousbob
only if they are 2 legged deer


Hahaha. Mr Clever has deleted that post. Good job it was quoted.
#11
I laughed more at wickedteen than I did at the joke....IMO its better said than read :)
#12
magicjay1986
Hahaha. Mr Clever has deleted that post. Good job it was quoted.


:lol: :thumbsup:
[mod]#13
lil_tiger
I laughed more at wickedteen than I did at the joke....IMO its better said than read :)


:)
#14
wickedteen
bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer



i done a laugh
banned#15
Were they blind?
[mod]#16
guv
Were they blind?


I have no eye deer.
banned#17
Alfonse
i done a laugh


he has gone a little quiet :roll:
[mod]#18
fragaliciousbob
he has gone a little quiet :roll:


I know. Sometimes it is best to just come out and admit you have made an idiot of yourself.
#19
wickedteen
bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer

funnier than the actual joke
banned#20
magicjay1986
I have no idea.


Probably frozen?
[mod]#21
dataload
funnier than the actual joke


You dont mean that.
#22
magicjay1986
You dont mean that.

i admit i laughed at both
#23
Actually, as in sheep, a deer has two legs and two shoulders when butchered.....:whistling:

So eight legs would come from four deer......:thumbsup:
#24
are u still drunk OP:lol:
banned#25
rockyfella
Actually, as in sheep, a deer has two legs and two shoulders when butchered.....:whistling:

So eight legs would come from four deer......:thumbsup:


a shoulder attatches to a leg mate and in butchering an animal s not buchered whole but in half or quarters
[mod]#26
bossyboots
are u still drunk OP:lol:


Sobered up about 30 minutes ago. :)
#27
fragaliciousbob
a shoulder attatches to a leg mate and in butchering an animal s not buchered whole but in half or quarters


Wrong....

Do you only shoot half a deer.........:thinking:

When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the carcass,...... and two shoulders from the front legs...:thumbsup:
banned#28
rockyfella
Wrong....

Do you only shoot half a deer.........:thinking:

When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the carcass,...... and two shoulders from the front legs...:thumbsup:


maybe you should ask a butcher now i wonder who the could be mmmmmm :whistling:

google is not always your friend

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_arms_and_legs_does_a_deer_have
banned#29
rockyfella

When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the carcass,...... and two shoulders from the front legs...:thumbsup:


So 4 legs it is then!
[mod]#30
guv
So 4 legs it is then!


Hahaha.
banned#31
guv
So 4 legs it is then!


brilliant :-D
#32
descended into literally dissecting a joke
[mod]#33
Alfonse
descended into literally dissecting a joke


Makes a change to have an almost intellectual debate.
#34
wickedteen
bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer


the most stupid comment in 2009...thanks i just cant stop laughing....think you should ban yourself for at least a few weeks.....:thumbsup:
[mod]#35
rob585
the most stupid comment in 2009...thanks i just cant stop laughing....think you should ban yourself for at least a few weeks.....:thumbsup:


...or 1 and a half deer....

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn132/magic1986/six-legged-dear.jpg
#36
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
#37
guv
So 4 legs it is then!


Exactly..............:thumbsup:

Four legs not eight...............:roll::whistling:
#38
The true terminology if I remember from my butchery days is fore and hind shanks, front shoulders and back legs.
Something like this..............

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ordinaryphotos/DeerCuts.gif

It must be remembered however that down on the animal farm 4 legs is good, 2 are bad. :)
banned#39
rockyfella
Exactly..............:thumbsup:

Four legs not eight...............:roll::whistling:


Do you think thats two deer?
#40
OMG

really this thread........

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