That's right, I have NOTHING to give away. I have not joined another website and as such I have not entered into any kind of spamming competition that will reward me for whoring myself out to you guys
Would you like to win a used pencil case? Well you can't by replying to this thread.
How about a 27p voucher for LIDL? Unlucky, you chump, I am not giving anything away.
Not to worry, because a quick look around Misc will bring up 8,700,987,000 threads in the last 3 days where people ARE giving away tat, for FREE!
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