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I have NOTHING to give away! Do you want to win nothing?

DanJackson Avatar
banned6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
That's right, I have NOTHING to give away. I have not joined another website and as such I have not entered into any kind of spamming competition that will reward me for whoring myself out to you guys

Would you like to win a used pencil case? Well you can't by replying to this thread.

How about a 27p voucher for LIDL? Unlucky, you chump, I am not giving anything away.

Not to worry, because a quick look around Misc will bring up 8,700,987,000 threads in the last 3 days where people ARE giving away tat, for FREE!
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banned6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
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#1
I'll put my name down, I've been looking to continue my streak of winning **** all for quite some time now.
#2
say waaaaat ? :?
#3
whats ur point?
#4
Lol'ing at Tat.....i'm in it for the pencil case!
banned#5
Come on guys! You don't have to sign up to another website or make a pointless comment on another forum. All you have to do is reply here and you will get absolutely NOTHING in return!
[mod][Moderator]#6
gotta be in it to not win it, just to tantalise a little, what would the 2ndhand pencil case have been like?
#7
can you GUARANTEE I will win nothing dan,I dont want to risk posting in this thread and ending up with a dead hamster through my letterbox.....oh no..wait:whistling:
#8
you should charge the winner postage and packaging to send the nothing......
#9
DanJackson
Come on guys! You don't have to sign up to another website or make a pointless comment on another forum. All you have to do is reply here and you will get absolutely NOTHING in return!


Isnt that what you get for replying in 99.9% of all threads:thinking:
#10
How many prizes don't you have?
I think the more that you are not offering would increase the number of entries..
If there's only one chance of not getting anything then it's a waste of valuable time and effort, just on the off chance of not winning anything..But if you're not offering five prizes then I might just enter.
#11
Dan i heart you. <3
#12
http://www.bbc.co.uk/gloucestershire/content/images/2006/04/11/wrestlemania_22_11_470x360.jpg

Is that chavo guerrero in your pic?
#13
:thumbsup:Legend
suspended#14
Hey im the master of winning nothing so i wont be suprised if i win :-D
#15
I would absolutely love to not win something fabulous. I am always not winning some quite random things, so I feel to not win your prize would be a life changing experience. I'm in.
#16
Just saying though guys I've been planing the last few days to give something back and wanted to do a giveaway for a while now and only realised after I bought I am legend, like two days ago, that I should do one and I thought i'll ask people for something in return, after I saw VB1's thread. The only reason I didn't put the giveaway on before was because I was at my sisters that day :)
suspended#17
Wait a minute, if the winner of this competition wins nothing, that should mean the the losers win something :-D
#18
DarkKnight
Wait a minute, if the winner of this competition wins nothing, that should mean the the losers win something :-D


Hmm. They certainly won't win nothing.
#19
Lol, someone saying just what I've been thinking for days, so fed up of those threads.

Dan, as per usual, you made me lol.

:)
#20
ChipSticks;8112466
Lol, someone saying just what I've been thinking for days, so fed up of those threads.

Dan, as per usual, you made me lol.

:)

He reminds me of that miserable funny git off 8 out of 10 cats.
#21
Paddy_o_furniture
He reminds me of that miserable funny git off 8 out of 10 cats.


lolll

I like random people, they always make me laugh.
#22
How do we know you'll keep your word and give us nothing if we win?

Can you send it recorded delivery?
#23
splatsplatsplat
How do we know you'll keep your word and give us nothing if we win?

Can you send it recorded delivery?


I wouldnt' want to have that conversation with Royal Mail. Yes, he sent me nothing. Can you confirm you delivered nothing to my house today? I've not had a card put through, but I've a feeling you might have tried to deliver nothing to me today.
#24
In for the win :)
#25
Be serious, I have won nothing before in competitions and it just didn't feel nice.

What's the point brah, It's not nice having nothing, just cos you have nothing don't mean you need to spread it around.

I mean come on, do you think we're all stupid:roll:

Can't you at least give some advice, a poem, a witty comment:x














Nothing:?














:giggle:
#26
Pictures with your username and today's date please or I will grass you up to the Mods.

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