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I invite you to learn more of the new religion I have just been aquainted with.

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
Link is in the next post. Makes a lot of sense to me, well as much as any other religion. So from this day on I declare myself a Pastafarian.
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
#2
I love heaven :-D

A. It has beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see.
&
B. It has a stripper factory.
banned#3
Wow....

Beer Volcanoes & Stripper factory in Heaven.....Sounds mint!

I was almost hooked and then I read about the creation....A midget??!!

I'M CONVERTED BROTHER
banned#4
mmmm time for breakfast methinks!
#5
So you following this Religion then?
#6
ODB_69
Wow....

Beer Volcanoes & Stripper factory in Heaven.....Sounds mint!

I was almost hooked and then I read about the creation....A midget??!!

I'M CONVERTED BROTHER


And what's wrong with a midget?!?!!?! Hmmmm?!?!?!:p
#7
Naeem786
So you following this Religion then?


I am, the only worrying thing about it is that the great one has a very close resemblance to Cthulu:? :thinking:

Am I being duped by a dark one?
#8
Shengis
I am, the only worrying thing about it is that the great one has a very close resemblance to Cthulu:? :thinking:

Am I being duped by a dark one?


I did a google on Cthulu (as I'm a thick brummie and didn't know what it was) It's now scared me to death so I will no longer be able to sleep!!! Thanks!!!! :x
#9
midjet666
I did a google on Cthulu (as I'm a thick brummie and didn't know what it was) It's now scared me to death so I will no longer be able to sleep!!! Thanks!!!! :x


But that also is religion to some.....
#10
Shengis
But that also is religion to some.....


Well now I'm converted to an atheist just to get some sleep!!! :p
#11
midjet666
Well now I'm converted to an atheist just to get some sleep!!! :p


Maybe they're like good twin, evil twin?:-D
#12
Shengis
Maybe they're like good twin, evil twin?:-D


You have completely opened my eyes to religion!!! Thank you so much, and it's all down to that website! :whistling:
#13
Are you actually the shadowy power-crazed cult leader of this new religion, Shengis? There seems to be an over-emphasis on pirates and clearly the whole creed is male orientated.
#14
I hope you've got all ya regalia on shengis :roll:
banned#15
midjet666
And what's wrong with a midget?!?!!?! Hmmmm?!?!?!:p


There is nothing whatsoever wrong with Midgets, I love them....

there all so cute and small
1 Like #16
chesso
Are you actually the shadowy power-crazed cult leader of this new religion, Shengis? There seems to be an over-emphasis on pirates and clearly the whole creed is male orientated.


Don't disagree with The Leader...he knows all...he sees all...he is the alphaaaarrrr and omegaaaaarrrr! :w00t:
#17
ODB_69
There is nothing whatsoever wrong with Midgets, I love them....

there all so cute and small


Good!!! Now that's that settled :p
#18
Knew there would be a reference somewhere to pirates with your new religion ... I was worried for you ... I thought them scientologists had finally gotten to you!!!! :)
#19
Sheriff Waffles
Knew there would be a reference somewhere to pirates with your new religion ... I was worried for you ... I thought them scientologists had finally gotten to you!!!! :)


They need a brain to get through to, but lucky for him he's not got one!!! :whistling:
banned 1 Like #20
midjet666
Good!!! Now that's that settled :p


Why are you a Midget? or do you prefere something PC like vertically challenged?
#21
ODB_69
Why are you a Midget? or do you prefere something PC like vertically challenged?


I take the title - vertically challenged thank you kind sir!!:p
#22
ODB_69
Why are you a Midget? or do you prefere something PC like vertically challenged?


I be a midjet not like a proper one I'm just short :santa:
banned#23
midjet666
I be a midjet not like a proper one I'm just short :santa:


Well as cute as you are, your not an actual midget....

Sorry but Oompa Loompas rock!
#24
ODB_69
Well as cute as you are, your not an actual midget....

Sorry but Oompa Loompas rock!


I was once called an oompa loompa cos im short and fat!!!! How cruel is that lol:oops:
#25
midjet666
I was once called an oompa loompa cos im short and fat!!!! How cruel is that lol:oops:


That's mean, ya more of a munchkin :whistling:
banned#26
owlass
That's mean, ya more of a munchkin :whistling:


Yh thats true.....

Your not orange, don't have green hair and don't make magical confectionery.....sorry I hate to break it to you but you 100% not an Oompa Loompa:-D
#27
Peace to you all, now get on that gangplank and start walking :lol:
#28
It looks like there's infighting already :whistling:

A few extremist Pastafarians (a specific group called Porfons) believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not one being, but three, and that the Pasta, the Meatballs, and the Holy Sauce, as they are called, are seperate beings.
Other sects believed that Macaroni, and not Spaghetti, is the true form of the God of Pastafarianism. They refer to their creator as the Flying Macaroni Monster and they believe that the vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is corrupted by interference.
The various sects often argue over the singularity vs. trinity of their God as well as its true form.
http://www.wikiality.com/Pastafarian
#29
barneydog
It looks like there's infighting already :whistling:

http://www.wikiality.com/Pastafarian


:lol: Class.
#30
Check out the Urban Dictionary

A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.


I like the "8 id realy rather you didnts" too :-D
1 Like #31
owlass
That's mean, ya more of a munchkin :whistling:


ODB_69
Yh thats true.....

Your not orange, don't have green hair and don't make magical confectionery.....sorry I hate to break it to you but you 100% not an Oompa Loompa:-D


You kick me when my back is turned don't ya!?!?!?!! lol. I was out living a life so couldn't reply :p lol. Also, how do you know my hair isn't green and my skin's not orange?!?! And I might make magical confectionary.. *space cakes*... :whistling:
#32


barneydog
I love heaven


ODB_69
Wow....

Beer Volcanoes & Stripper factory in Heaven.....Sounds mint!

I was almost hooked and then I read about the creation....A midget??!!

I'M CONVERTED BROTHER


imranmaz
mmmm time for breakfast methinks!


Naeem786
So you following this Religion then?


midjet666
And what's wrong with a midget?!?!!?! Hmmmm?!?!?!


Shengis
I am, the only worrying thing about it is that the great one has a very close resemblance to Cthulu

Am I being duped by a dark one?


midjet666
I did a google on Cthulu (as I'm a thick brummie and didn't know what it was) It's now scared me to death so I will no longer be able to sleep!!! Thanks!!!!


Shengis
But that also is religion to some.....


midjet666
Well now I'm converted to an atheist just to get some sleep!!!


Shengis
Maybe they're like good twin, evil twin?


midjet666
You have completely opened my eyes to religion!!! Thank you so much, and it's all down to that website! :whistling:


chesso
Are you actually the shadowy power-crazed cult leader of this new religion, Shengis? There seems to be an over-emphasis on pirates and clearly the whole creed is male orientated.


owlass
I hope you've got all ya regalia on shengis


ODB_69
There is nothing whatsoever wrong with Midgets, I love them....

there all so cute and small


bjmcghee
Don't disagree with The Leader...he knows all...he sees all...he is the alphaaaarrrr and omegaaaaarrrr!


midjet666
Good!!! Now that's that settled :p


Sheriff Waffles
Knew there would be a reference somewhere to pirates with your new religion ... I was worried for you ... I thought them scientologists had finally gotten to you!!!!


midjet666
They need a brain to get through to, but lucky for him he's not got one!!!


ODB_69
Why are you a Midget? or do you prefere something PC like vertically challenged?


Sheriff Waffles
I take the title - vertically challenged thank you kind sir!!


midjet666
I be a midjet not like a proper one I'm just short


ODB_69
Well as cute as you are, your not an actual midget....

Sorry but Oompa Loompas rock!


midjet666
I was once called an oompa loompa cos im short and fat!!!! How cruel is that lol


owlass
That's mean, ya more of a munchkin


ODB_69
Yh thats true.....

Your not orange, don't have green hair and don't make magical confectionery.....sorry I hate to break it to you but you 100% not an Oompa Loompa


Shengis
Peace to you all, now get on that gangplank and start walking


barneydog
It looks like there's infighting already :whistling:

http://www.wikiality.com/Pastafarian


Shengis
Class.


barneydog
Check out the Urban Dictionary



I like the "8 id realy rather you didnts" too


midjet666
You kick me when my back is turned don't ya!?!?!?!! lol. I was out living a life so couldn't reply :p lol. Also, how do you know my hair isn't green and my skin's not orange?!?! And I might make magical confectionary.. *space cakes*... :whistling:


[SIZE="5"][FONT="Georgia"]Wow mega quote!!!!!!!![/FONT][/SIZE]

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