I kid you not...
a New Wine for Seniors!!
South Australian vintners in the Barossa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic!
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the toilet during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!
I just couldn't help it!