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Lulu'sMammy Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
god, am such a fat knacker!! Stuffed myself, incase i don't get fed tomorrow....well they could be a food strike, ya never know!!

And now..the aero bubbles are looking at me, giving me that "you know you want me, dribbling down your throat!.....can i resist.....can i sh***!!!!
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
I've got fat knackers.
#2
incase i don't get fed tomorrow....well they could be a food strike, ya never know!!

dont you have food in a fridge?

do you buy food everyday just for that day?

weird life-choice but I wont judge.
#3
black gerbil1
dont you have food in a fridge?

do you buy food everyday just for that day?

weird life-choice but I wont judge.

My fridge/freezer are full, always are, coz i never "fancy" whats in there.....!
suspended#4
lmfao i hav that problem but with cans of larger lol :oops:
#5
"dribbling down your throat!":w00t:
#6
thesaint;3752841
I've got fat knackers.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT MEAN YOUR FAT AND KNACKARD
LIKE ME:w00t::p
#7
nicki3668
lmfao i hav that problem but with cans of larger lol :oops:


me too with wine :oops:
#8
thesaint
I've got fat knackers.

Have a chat with Pam and her daughters?
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lyndsbowes
me too with wine :oops:


lol i cant drink wine it sends me doo lally lol :oops:
#10
black gerbil1
dont you have food in a fridge?

do you buy food everyday just for that day?

weird life-choice but I wont judge.

Oh shsshhh and get ya balls out!
#11
Lulu'sMammy
Oh shsshhh and get ya balls out!

brb taking pics.
#12
nikkib123
Even worse than normal? :-D





[SIZE="1"]I am joking ha ha [/SIZE]

Im not laughing, i thought that was below the belt!
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nikkib123
Even worse than normal? :-D





[SIZE="1"]I am joking ha ha [/SIZE]


hic ... burp .. oh god yes you would be blammed for so much more lol :p
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Lulu'sMammy
Im not laughing, i thought that was below the belt!


she loves me really :?
#15
I was obvo taking the wee, and nikki ya inbox is full!
#16
nicki3668
she loves me really :?

I know, i was trying to be funny, but it didn't work!
#17
thesaint
I've got fat knackers.


thats called an optical illusion, when something miniscule has a slightly larger backdrop it fools the eye into thinking the latter is huge :)
#18
bitseylango
thats called an optical illusion, when something miniscule has a slightly larger backdrop it fools the eye into thinking the latter is huge :)

I've heard hes got a massive schlooooooong!!
#19
nikkib123
Hey you fatty stop stirring :-D



I know or i should know better :-D

I know lol, what a muppet i am!
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Lulu'sMammy
I know, i was trying to be funny, but it didn't work!


lol it did here ... im off again i suddenly rememebered summat xx:roll:
#21
nicki3668
lol it did here ... im off again i suddenly rememebered summat xx:roll:

Your left your knickers round his house !!!???
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Lulu'sMammy
Your left your knickers round his house !!!???


would you like to explain that comment hunny ? im confused .. thanks x
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Lulu'sMammy
Oh shsshhh and get ya balls out!


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a185/marcusjspell/balls.jpg
#24
nicki3668
would you like to explain that comment hunny ? im confused .. thanks x

You suddenly remembered summit? Been round a fit fellas house? been lucky getting some? left ya knickers?
Or did you suddenly remember you'd left the oven on, which is as exciting as my life gets !!
#25
bitseylango
thats called an optical illusion, when something miniscule has a slightly larger backdrop it fools the eye into thinking the latter is huge :)


You're supposed to be on my side!





[SIZE="1"]You're right though.[/SIZE]
#26
6 left,.....feel sick!

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