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I'm Broke

Naeem786 Avatar
8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
When I say I'm Broke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm Broke !!!!!
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and proceeded
to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide
open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to my hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because
they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand?"
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
lol love it x
#2
ha ha thats even better than the other one
#3
Lol. Serves the cold caller right. Love it.
#4
Lovely!
#5
Haha, quality!... I hope it's a joke though :oops:
#6
Thats good:-D
banned#7
yimmie
Haha, quality!... I hope it's a joke though :oops:


It obviously is othewise he will have no power for the computer or laptop. :thumbsup:
#8
LOL good joke :)
#9
hehe thanks funny
#10
tr2k8
It obviously is othewise he will have no power for the computer or laptop. :thumbsup:


lol Its true im broke!!! Can take donation!!! :p
#11
V Good :)
#12
:-D.........
#13
lol... very good OP have some rep :)

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