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As above so c'mon guys tell a joke, sing a song, link me a funny or an entertaining game. I don't mind which :-D Read More
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
As above so c'mon guys tell a joke, sing a song, link me a funny or an entertaining game.

I don't mind which :-D
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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#1
same here i need cheering up a bit
1 Like #2
I am going to be marrying the girl of my life. We have been together for years and I finally popped the question. Yeah, can you believe it. My fiance is getting ready for the wedding, making the plans and so forth. We have been together for 2 years. During those two years there has only been one problesm. Her sister. Her younger, smaller, more attractive sister.

She always seems to be bending over in front of me. She always wears these small skirts or short dresses, so that when she bends over I always can get a glance. I think she is doing this on purpose. How can she do this to her own sister. But I love my finace dearly and I am confused on what I should do about this situation.

One day, I am waiting on my bride to be. Her sister comes up to me and confesses that she has been in love with me for a very long time and she said she wanted to have sex with me that one last time before I got married. She said that if I wanted to have a good time to follow her upstairs. Then she quickly ran up stairs.

I didn't know what to do. I was sweating like a coke bottle on a summer day. I got up and did the only thing that I knew to do. I ran outside the house.

When I got outside. All of my fiance's family members were outside clapping. They said that I passed the test and they were glad to have me in their family

..the moral is, always keep your condoms in your car
#3
Why did the girl fall off the swing?








She had no arms
#4
The Burglar and Jesus

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to
place
in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he
shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score,
then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined
his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on
a parrot. Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed ... "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
#5
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u204/loupomm/db.jpg
#6
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u204/loupomm/angel_pic_1.jpg
1 Like #7
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u204/loupomm/david_boreanaz_09.jpg
#8
:lol:
#9
[CENTER]I am puzzled most
By things that don’t fit
Such as “if all is not lost”
Then where the hell is it[/CENTER]
#10
loupomm
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u204/loupomm/david_boreanaz_09.jpg


Lou I salute you!!!!!

Thanks guys yer making me smile keep 'em coming :thumbsup:
#11
imortal
I am going to be marrying the girl of my life. We have been together for years and I finally popped the question. Yeah, can you believe it. My fiance is getting ready for the wedding, making the plans and so forth. We have been together for 2 years. During those two years there has only been one problesm. Her sister. Her younger, smaller, more attractive sister.

She always seems to be bending over in front of me. She always wears these small skirts or short dresses, so that when she bends over I always can get a glance. I think she is doing this on purpose. How can she do this to her own sister. But I love my finace dearly and I am confused on what I should do about this situation.

One day, I am waiting on my bride to be. Her sister comes up to me and confesses that she has been in love with me for a very long time and she said she wanted to have sex with me that one last time before I got married. She said that if I wanted to have a good time to follow her upstairs. Then she quickly ran up stairs.

I didn't know what to do. I was sweating like a coke bottle on a summer day. I got up and did the only thing that I knew to do. I ran outside the house.

When I got outside. All of my fiance's family members were outside clapping. They said that I passed the test and they were glad to have me in their family

..the moral is, always keep your condoms in your car


LOL:-D
#12
nikkib123
2 blondes walk into a building..........





You'd have thought one of then would have seen it!!


:lol:
#13
loupomm
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u204/loupomm/david_boreanaz_09.jpg


he looks like he might prefer other men :?
#14
All very :lol:
#15
nooooooooooooooo bella! how dare you
#16
bellabonkers
he looks like he might prefer other men :?


You got that thought to?
#17
Yeh! However do you make others so happy? I cant at the minute :-(
#19
Here are two jokes (well, jokers)
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00362/price_and_andre_385_362159a.jpg
#20

hahaha i only just realised what they do when you click on them
1 Like #21
Check your PM's Red...guaranteed smile material...
#22
miffy121;2450332
hahaha i only just realised what they do when you click on them

Me too. At first I thought it was a waste of time, some might say it still is! I have bookmarked it to show the kids.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2008-3/1301168/Dog.gif
#23
bellabonkers
he looks like he might prefer other men :?


I think his wife may disagree :thumbsup:
#24
Predikuesi
Here are two jokes (well, jokers)
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00362/price_and_andre_385_362159a.jpg

is this her new look
#25
How to be nasty to kids
[IMG]http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/4638/howtobemeantokids1lg6.jpg[/IMG]

Made me laff!

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