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I need to fart.......

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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Should i or not?

Just thought id better ask on here first.....
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
You did the right thing by asking on here.

I would say go for it. You will feel a whole lot better for it afterwards.

:lol:
#2
do it and then blame it on the dog.... if your at work, blame it on the secretary...... if your work is anything like my place they're the same thing
#3
modoc
You did the right thing by asking on here.

I would say go for it. You will feel a whole lot better for it afterwards.

:lol:


cheers but id like a bit more feedback from members before i commit
#4
are you in an interview or a library-then I would say NO
#5
on second thoughts hold it in as long as you can and tense, see if you can make a high pitched squeak, enough to shatter a window.
#6
skusey
are you in an interview or a library-then I would say NO


lol it actually wouldnt surprise me for some members to try and consult this forum during an interview :oops:
#7
try crop dusting (go for a wak and let to out away from your desk)
#8
let it rip...
#9
long or short fart?, breville fart or not?
#10
kungfu
lol it actually wouldnt surprise me for some members to try and consult this forum during an interview :oops:


although makes for a good comedy sketch:

"Where do you see yourself in 5 Years?"

"errrrr, hang on I'll ask BG1...............(long pause)......... Troll Hunting"
#11
MinstrelMan
although makes for a good comedy sketch:

"Where do you see yourself in 5 Years?"

"errrrr, hang on I'll ask BG1...............(long pause)......... Troll Hunting"


i lol'ed hard, funniest thing ive read on here for months
#12
milesy29
try crop dusting (go for a [SIZE="6"]wak[/SIZE] and let to out away from your desk)


I am hoping you meant-go for a WALK, not anything else:whistling:
#13
If you can do it silently there is no need to ask but remember one thing each fart created in Britain contributes to immeasurable damage to the polar ice caps and puts the seal and penguin eating polar bears in danger, so ask yourself is one selfish fart worth all that chaotic destruction??? The environmentally concious thing to do is to bottle it and take it for recycling.
#14
MinstrelMan
although makes for a good comedy sketch:

"Where do you see yourself in 5 Years?"

"errrrr, hang on I'll ask BG1...............(long pause)......... Troll Hunting"


:w00t:
I would never have guessed
#15
[ ducks behind sofa and shouts in muffled voice ] Go for it, big fella!
#16
skusey
I am hoping you meant-go for a WALK, not anything else:whistling:


ewwwww. horrid mental images, your not allowed to post near me no more :x:w00t:
#17
jocksteeluk
If you can do it silently [SIZE="3"]there is no need to ask [/SIZE]but remember one thing each fart created in Britain contributes to immeasurable damage to the polar ice caps and puts the seal and penguin eating polar bears in danger, so ask yourself is one selfish fart worth all that chaotic destruction??? The environmentally concious thing to do is to bottle it and take it for recycling.



Are you kidding me????? How can i do anything without asking on here, doh!!!
banned#18
Better out than in....





I hear that holding in farts can lead to spontaneous combustion....




you have been warned!
#19
ODB_69






I hear that holding in farts can lead to spontaneous combustion....


that makes for an even funnier comedy sketch!!! :w00t:
#20
ok im gonna have to collate all this data and list it in 'importance of member' order then decide on the correct answer that the forum would like.......
#21
I get the impression that you are being a tad sarcastic........has someone ****** you off on here?
#22
If you can hold it long enough, wait till you're on public transport. Captive audience, lovely.


:whistling: Wasn't me!
#23
kungfu
ok im gonna have to collate all this data and list it in 'importance of member' order then decide on the correct answer that the forum would like.......


u can b in my clique if u list me as most important member.
banned#24
MinstrelMan;3298887
that makes for an even funnier comedy sketch!!! :w00t:

lol...it was an episode of South Park :p
#25
pinkie_uk
If you can hold it long enough, wait till you're on public transport. Captive audience, lovely.


:whistling: Wasn't me!


Good one, one of my faves at work is to do a 'drive by'........ when you see two people stood talking you walk past and let out a 'silent but violent' and watch from a distance :thumbsup:
#26
ODB_69
lol...it was an episode of South Park :p


never watched a full episode of south park in my life

*waits for odb to shout at me again lol*
banned#27
acecatcher3;3298927
never watched a full episode of south park in my life

*waits for odb to shout at me again lol*



http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT388/man-making-loser_~BCO20028.jpg
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kungfu
Good one, one of my faves at work is to do a 'drive by'........ when you see two people stood talking you walk past and let out a 'silent but violent' and watch from a distance :thumbsup:


My fave is in an 'important' work meeting, especially if a director is there. It really brightens up a dull day.:-D
#29
jocksteeluk
If you can do it silently there is no need to ask but remember one thing each fart created in Britain contributes to immeasurable damage to the polar ice caps and puts the seal and penguin eating polar bears in danger, so ask yourself is one selfish fart worth all that chaotic destruction??? The environmentally concious thing to do is to bottle it and take it for recycling.


Are there official FART recycling centres, you get paid for recycling them, do you get paid per fart or per bottle and also what is the going rate. I believe i'm sat on a gold mine here :w00t:
#30
pinkie_uk
My fave is in an 'important' work meeting, especially if a director is there. It really brightens up a dull day.:-D


Strong 3rd post ...........welcome, have some rep
#32
Would you be shocked if I told you I'm a girl after those posts?!
#33
Pathetic.
banned#34
pinkie_uk;3299023
Would you be shocked if I told you I'm a girl after those posts?!

no...



girls fart too....





just rare they actually admit it :thumbsup:
#35
ODB_69
no...



girls fart too....





just rare they actually admit it :thumbsup:


I've been with my missus 4 years and she's still adament she doesnt poo :lol:
#36
deek72
Pathetic.


Elaborate......... i sense you may have missed the entire point of the post, never mind son :thumbsup:
banned#37
fwibble
Are there official FART recycling centres, you get paid for recycling them, do you get paid per fart or per bottle and also what is the going rate. I believe i'm sat on a gold mine here :w00t:


You need to fart into a clenched hand, then take it to your local centre.
#38
If your farts had a cloud of colour what colour would it be?
#39
DO NOT! try and set one on fire....... it usually ends in tears, of pain or laughter...... then you'll get called gay.
#40
dmissy13
If your farts had a cloud of colour what colour would it be?


mauve........ consult a dulux colour chart

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