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I think i'm in love with the girl two doors down.

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9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
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9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
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#1
Expand ......... :thinking:
#2
knock on her door and ask for a ****
she probs gagging for it!...

also pics...
#3
A song?
#4
If you were in love you would know it and not think it.:) Go and ask her out then. :thumbsup:
#5
This threads no use without pics
#6
modoc
This threads no use without pics


seconded

i think you will get a better response with nudes

imo
#7
Pics plz :)
#8
bod emrys;2284631
I hear her playing the drums late at night,
The neighbors complain but thats the kind of girl I like.


I know... but TBH i just say that to my friends.. shes a load of ****
#10
/faceplam.
[mod]#11
You sound as though you are besotted/enfatuated. Get some pics up!
I think you should deliver something to her house..**waiting for crude comments**
#12
Hope she's not from the Eastern Districts .... Lings etc !! :w00t: lol
#13
snowtiger;2284669
Hope she's not from the Eastern Districts .... Lings etc !! :w00t: lol


I hardly ever go over the eastern side of town TBH.

Weston Favell shopping centre sucks. Nothing good at all.
#14
Knock on her door, with your pockets hanging out, ask if she would like to see your elephant impression, works for me
#15
emasu;2284679
I hardly ever go over the eastern side of town TBH.

Weston Favell shopping centre sucks. Nothing good at all.

Only messing with you, I lived there for a few years ... no, not a great place anymore
#16
If she's near your age then go for it. First thing to do is find out if she already has a bf.
If she has then kill him and make a move while shes sad and lonely :thumbsup:
#17
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snowtiger;2284695
Only messing with you, I lived there for a few years ... no, not a great place anymore


lol... northampton sucks in it's entirety.
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banned#18
toconn;2284691
Knock on her door, with your pockets hanging out, ask if she would like to see your elephant impression, works for me

Sheer class!
#19
Maybe you should call her up and buy a round.
Or maybe you should move to another town. :thumbsup:
#20
bump for nudes....:p
#21
Makz with teh nudez manz!!!! xD
#22
modoc;2284715
Maybe you should call her up and buy a round.
Or maybe you should move to another town. :thumbsup:


I don't drink.

I'd love to get away from this ****hole.
#23
You could find out which car she drives, then carve a heart containing yours & her initials, into the bonnet, she'd know you were her true love then
#24
Thread over if no pics, sorry its the rules.
#25
toconn
You could find out which car she drives, then carve a heart containing yours & her initials, into the bonnet, she'd know you were her true love then


LOL
either that or emasu would be appearing on crimewatch....and then he sordid history would come up
i.e run in with the police for being ontop of a bin lolll
#26
Mo786
Makz with teh nudez manz!!!! xD


:thinking:
#27
numptyj;2284755
LOL
either that or emasu would be appearing on crimewatch....and then he sordid history would come up
i.e run in with the police for being ontop of a bin lolll


It's more than just "sordid".. more like "saucy".
#28
emasu
It's more than just "sordid".. more like "saucy".


loool
saucy? u had more women that u stalk, i mean love on the go? :p :santa:
#29
numptyj;2284768
love on the go? :p :santa:


sounds like some new valentines idea for motorway service stations.
#30
emasu
sounds like some new valentines idea for motorway service stations.


i think prostitiution can fall under this category lol :thumbsup:
#31
Definitely need pics, purely so if it turns out she's a complete munter, we can take the pi55 at an increased level
#32
numptyj;2284783
i think prostitiution can fall under this category lol :thumbsup:


Clearly team amazon have the dirtiest team.. and possibly the nuttiest.
#33
emasu
Clearly team amazon have the dirtiest team.. and possibly the nuttiest.


but we have good business ideas
lol
u were thinking of new marketing in service stations i was thinking of expanding already profitable organisations..prostitutes lol
Sir Alan will be pleased!
#34
numptyj;2284804
but we have good business ideas
lol
u were thinking of new marketing in service stations i was thinking of expanding already profitable organisations..prostitutes lol
Sir Alan will be pleased!


I can't wait to see if one of the tasks involves setting up a brothel and the winning team has to get the most money.

Will the project manager have to "make the money"?
#35
emasu
I can't wait to see if one of the tasks involves setting up a brothel and the winning team has to get the most money.

Will the project manager have to "make the money"?


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
#36
http://i31.tinypic.com/elk3k.gif
#37
duckmagicuk2
http://i31.tinypic.com/elk3k.gif


thirded bump for nudes :p
#38
Good old duck !!

Another approach could be; knock on her door, when she answers you could say "It's lucky you're not a drum", when she asks why, you could say "Because I wouldn't be able to stop banging you", that works for me !!
banned#39
emasu
Clearly team amazon have the dirtiest team.. and possibly the nuttiest.


oi speak for yourself ya cheeky shat
#40
sassie;2284868
oi speak for yourself ya cheeky shat


I thought i was :?

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