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I've got a turtle...

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...but I can't be bothered to let him out Any tips for keeping him entertained while he's in there? Read More
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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
...but I can't be bothered to let him out

Any tips for keeping him entertained while he's in there?
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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
I have a feeling theres a double entendre somewhere here:whistling:
#2
I watched a documentary once, turtles apparently like pizza.

And the best way to get them to do what they're told is to get a giant rat to mentor them.

Bloody good documentary...
#3
Stick your finger in.

grex9101
I watched a documentary once, turtles apparently like pizza.


Fail
banned#4
thesaint
Stick your finger in.


Should I use lube?
#5
thesaint
Stick your finger in.


see if it bites? lol
#6
lumoruk
Should I use lube?


depends if you like pain lol
#7
touching cloth much?
#8
thesaint
Stick your finger in.



Fail


Wow, a MOD in this thread!!!!







Silly me, its just the stain....

http://www.blowoff.com/images/big_prod_pics/getout/stain-remover1.jpg


GREAT for pet stains apparently.....

Awww, he must be someone's bet. The rodent's perhaps?


lol
#9
lumoruk
Should I use lube?


He'll probably retreat.
Tempt him out with some bran.
#10
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew, put me right off me cheesecake!
banned#11
thesaint
He'll probably retreat.
Tempt him out with some bran.


Haven't got any, will a bottle of ice cold stella do it? I've seen women do it on the web
#12
thesaint
He'll probably retreat.
Tempt him out with some bran.


The stain = has experience with rodents.


(clue: not orally).
#13
lumoruk
Haven't got any, will a bottle of ice cold stella do it? I've seen women do it on the web


owwwwyy lol
#14
lumoruk
Haven't got any, will a bottle of ice cold stella do it? I've seen women do it on the web


It sounds like you actually want him out. Push him from the other side, he'll show his head and you can grab him.





grex, why bother?
You're as funny as skusey. No hate
#15
thesaint

grex, why bother?
You're as funny as skusey. No hate


Bother with what?






brb off to hit the spam button....


hang on, that's YOUR job...


lol @ wannabe mod. pathetic.
banned#16
starsparkle2311
OP, try hot curry


I had a korma last night, too mild?
#17
You could go the whole hog and try a mexican.....
banned#18
starsparkle2311
yeh, try tandoori


Just had haddock and chips so will have to wait till tomorrow lunch time
#19
I've got a turtle, a turtle deep inside
Oh yeah, Oh yeah. (that's right.)
I've got a turtle, a turtle I can't hide
Oh no. no. Oh no! Oh no.
Yeah! Yeah! I've got a turtle. Yeah!

Oh please believe me, I'd hate to miss the train
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
And if you leave me I won't be late again
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Yeah Yeah I've got a turtle, yeah.
I got a feeling.

All these years I've been wandering around,
Wondering how come nobody told me
All that I was looking for was somebody
Who looked like you.

I've got a feeling that keeps me on my toes
Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
I've got a turtle, I think that everybody knows.
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
Yeah! Yeah! I've got a turtle. Yeah!

Ev'rybody had a hard year.
Ev'rybody had a good time.
Ev'rybody had a wet dream.
Ev'rybody saw the sunshine.
Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Oh Yeah.
Ev'rybody had a good year.
Ev'rybody let their hair down.
Ev'rybody pulled their socks up. (yeah.)
Ev'rybody put their foot down.
Oh yeah. Yeah! WOOOOHOO!

repeat with both parts.

[Oh my soul...it's so hard.]
#20
ClarityofMind
You could go the whole hog and try a mexican.....


you swine!!!!



lol
#21
clench and chop him in two
#22
if its got 2 heads it'll be fine for a while, keep itself company.
http://www.foxnews.com/images/310249/2_61_turtle_two_heads.jpg
#23
:thumbsup: try makin turtle soup or turtle wax
#24
grex9101
you swine!!!!



lol


these jokes arent funny unless they pass into normal conversation lol
#25
He'll go straight to sleep if you drink about 6 units of acohol ( less if you're lucky):thumbsup:

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