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I've got the lurgy!

Mardyass Avatar
8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
Haven't been feeling well for days,aching,feeling naff not being able to sleep,sore throat,coughing,just been to see the doctor and I have a chest infection and mumps!

I feel so rotten,he has given me antibiotics but how long does mumps last and any tips for reducing the pain?
Can't even think where I could of got mumps from but it ruddy hurts!
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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banned#1
Mumps normally last for 10-12 days depending from person person,
nonaspirin fever medications as they can bring down the pain, check with your doctor first
In some Asian countries they actually apply a bit of garden soil to the area, from experience I have seen that healig the area faster than any medication tried. I had these, pretty severe when I was in Pakistan for one year
#2
garden soil? geez thats a different idea lol
#3
Try 6 pints of Stella or half a pint of vodka!
#4
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj176/kipper1105/mardyass-lurgy.jpg

raptorcigs made me do it ;)
#5
kippy
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj176/kipper1105/mardyass-lurgy.jpg

raptorcigs made me do it ;)
lolol well I'm not spotty and tell raptor i shall extract every single one of his ruddy teef when i catch hold of him:)
#6
Dell_in_the_bed
I had these, pretty severe when I was in Pakistan for one year


You had mumps for a year. Yowch. :w00t:
#7
oh no i had the mumps it was horrible, couldnt eat or move my head, can't remeber how i got through it, i just know that it can kill old people and make men infertile if you pass it on to people who arnt proctected from it, well thats what my doctor said, my mum locked me in my room for 2weeks
banned#8
#9
I'm fed up with it already,think i will lock myself away for a few weeks,struggled to lift my head off the pillow this morning it hurts that much
banned#10
Jumpingphil
You had mumps for a year. Yowch. :w00t:


I had mumps, years back, when I was over in Pakistan for a year
#11
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:IgMySjEg_8TfrM:http://www.lotsofrobots.com/images/Pelican.jpg

mumps eh.
#12
does it help if you warm your neck? ie with a warm scarf? my kids had mumps years ago and the poor little guy(youngest) was really ill. Hope you are better soon!
banned#13
louloo
does it help if you warm your neck? ie with a warm scarf? my kids had mumps years ago and the poor little guy(youngest) was really ill. Hope you are better soon!


ohh sorry just re-read your message and on second thoughts It might be a good idea and yes hope Mardyass feels better soon
#14
thanks for that will try a wheat bag and see if it helps :)
#15
Mardyass
thanks for that will try a wheat bag and see if it helps :)


sounds odd i know but my dad used to warm tights(nylon ones!) and wrap round our necks-he wasnt trying to kill us:? i dont think...when we had stiff necks as kids! they stay warm for ages and stay on! if you are desperate to sleep you know:roll:
#16
Mardyass;2436714
lolol well I'm not spotty and tell raptor i shall extract every single one of his ruddy teef when i catch hold of him:)

yer dosey mare lol
#17
wersh me cheef chom------suck
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raptorcigs
wersh me cheef chom------suck
lol:)
#19
so glad you two have bonded over mumps ;) hehehehe

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:p8TmocNF0xRQNM:http://jaybobs-world.com/images/mumps.jpg

omg i just noticed you lost your teeth, raptor.

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shoot i need to leave soon for photo shoot in the city! ciaoooo

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