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I was outside chilling in my house.....

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It was night time so the sun was out, I drunk my food and ate my water, In the middle of the block, standing on the corner, Some pregnant man went into labour, This illiterate dude was reading the… Read More
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
It was night time so the sun was out,
I drunk my food and ate my water,
In the middle of the block, standing on the corner,
Some pregnant man went into labour,
This illiterate dude was reading the newspaper,
All of that liquor must've got me high,
It was raining outside so the ground was dry,
Two non-violent dudes started to fight,
He reached in his pocket and shot him with a knife,
The dude came back and stabbed him with a gun,
The man in the wheelchair started to run,
You couldn't even hear it, it was so damn loud,
The cats started barking the dog said 'meow',
Uh oh somebody must've called the cops,
I guess the deaf man must've heard the shots,
If you dont believe me my stories true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too.
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
:w00t:Very clever, love it:thumbsup:
I hear what you wrote
#2
its so good i thought it was rubbish
#3
suprisingly similar to this
# One fine day in the middle of the night,
# Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
# Back to back they faced each other,
# Drew their swords and shot each other,

# One was blind and the other couldn't, see
# So they chose a dummy for a referee.
# A blind man went to see fair play,
# A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

# A paralysed donkey passing by,
# Kicked the blind man in the eye,
# Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
# Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

# A deaf policeman heard the noise,
# And came to arrest the two dead boys,
# If you don't believe this story’s true,
# Ask the blind man he saw it too!
#4
I saw your mum last night.................btw im celibate :-D

ps. funny stuff u come up with tht urself?
#5
#6
garbage456;3555560
you was OUTSIDE chilling IN your house, hmmm spot the mistake


lol
#7
scotland88


Yep that's right.

It's Papoose - can't wait til he drops his album, he is a lyrical genius.
#8
garbage456
you was OUTSIDE chilling IN your house, hmmm spot the mistake


I think that is part of the thread:whistling:
wakey wakey
#9
Your threads suck...

2C4TT
#10
thesaint
Your threads suck...

2C4TT


LOL @ you copying my style.

You are NCE4TT.
#11
******* ****
#12
The JFK
LOL @ you copying my style.

You are NCE4TT.


Style? lol.

You and your Fisher Price rhymes.
#13
thesaint
Style? lol.

You and your Fisher Price rhymes.


LOL @ you copying my style.

Get your own style.

And please leave this thread as you are NCE4TT.
#14
thesaint
Your threads suck...

2C4TT


The JFK
LOL @ you copying my style.

You are NCE4TT.


The JFK
LOL @ you copying my style.

Get your own style.

And please leave this thread as you are NCE4TT.



can you please speak properly as us oldies cant understand :oops:
#15
thesaint
Your threads suck...

2C4TT


more hate by the troll, no need.
If your chum posted it you would be wetting yourself by now:w00t:
#16
bitseylango
can you please speak properly as us oldies cant understand :oops:


He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).

When he is ignored, he repeats it about 5 times until he is told to go away.
He then starts a thread with some random lyrics, that are marginally better than his own(Very poor).

Tomorrow = Same ****, different lyrics.
#17
thesaint
He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).

When he is ignored, he repeats it about 5 times until he is told to go away.
He then starts a thread with some random lyrics, that are marginally better than his own(Very poor).

Tomorrow = Same ****, different lyrics.


LOL @ you not knowing anything about real hip hop even if he came and slapped you in the face!

And I thought you were 2C4TT? If so, why do you keep returning?

The truth is you are NCE4TT.
#18
thesaint
He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).

When he is ignored, he repeats it about 5 times until he is told to go away.
He then starts a thread with some random lyrics, that are marginally better than his own(Very poor).

Tomorrow = Same ****, different lyrics.


stop the hate.
boring.
when have you EVER posted better?
case closed
#19
[email protected] posting a thread in which skusey trolls and trys to accuse others of doing it


[email protected] in general
#20
thesaint
He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).

When he is ignored, he repeats it about 5 times until he is told to go away.
He then starts a thread with some random lyrics, that are marginally better than his own(Very poor).

Tomorrow = Same ****, different lyrics.



thankyou for the info :-D its all so clear now :? ;-)
#21
scotland88
[email protected] posting a thread in which skusey trolls and trys to accuse others of doing it


[email protected] in general


LOL @ at you copying my style.

Get your own style.

You need to stop playa hating and get on with your life.
#22
The JFK
LOL @ at you copying my style.

Get your own style.

You need to stop playa hating and get on with your life.


dont respect you enough as a troll...im mean person to hate you!
#23
scotland88
[email protected] posting a thread in which skusey trolls and trys to accuse others of doing it


[email protected] in general


and you are?
what is wrong with defending a good post?
doesnt make me a troll
LOL at your ignorance, UR attempting to be a troll(and very poor at it)
#24
Troll alert, for once, i actually like saint ITT.
#25
skusey
and you are?
what is wrong with defending a good post?
doesnt make me a troll
LOL at your ignorance, UR attempting to be a troll(and very poor at it)


hahahaha you make me laugh!! (NOT REALLY)
#26
scotland88
hahahaha you make me laugh!! (NOT REALLY)


ditto, thread changing retort........:whistling:

I'm a cyber troll and I'm okay,
I troll all night and I flame all day.

He's a cyber troll and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I set my sites, on a friendly folk,
I know they all hate me
On forums I go trolling
And catch some pawns for tea

He sets his sites, on friendly folk
He knows they all hate he.
On forums he goes trolling
And catches pawns for tea

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I wreck their threads, give them the hump
I laugh as sites turn sour.
I put on my disguises,
And screw around for hours.

He wrecks their threads, gives them the hump
He laughs as sites turn sour
He puts on his disguises
And screws around for hours

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I break down threads, I rant and rave,
Got twelve identities
And no one knows my gender
Or knows just who I be

He breaks down threads he rants and raves
Got twelve identities
And no one knows his gender
Or knows just who he be

He's a cyber troll, and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He trolls all night and he flames all day
#27
skusey
ditto, thread changing retort........:whistling:

I'm a cyber troll and I'm okay,
I troll all night and I flame all day.

He's a cyber troll and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I set my sites, on a friendly folk,
I know they all hate me
On forums I go trolling
And catch some pawns for tea

He sets his sites, on friendly folk
He knows they all hate he.
On forums he goes trolling
And catches pawns for tea

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I wreck their threads, give them the hump
I laugh as sites turn sour.
I put on my disguises,
And screw around for hours.

He wrecks their threads, gives them the hump
He laughs as sites turn sour
He puts on his disguises
And screws around for hours

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I break down threads, I rant and rave,
Got twelve identities
And no one knows my gender
Or knows just who I be

He breaks down threads he rants and raves
Got twelve identities
And no one knows his gender
Or knows just who he be

He's a cyber troll, and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He trolls all night and he flames all day

you must be a very lonly little boy
#28
skusey
ditto, thread changing retort........:whistling:

I'm a cyber troll and I'm okay,
I troll all night and I flame all day.

He's a cyber troll and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I set my sites, on a friendly folk,
I know they all hate me
On forums I go trolling
And catch some pawns for tea

He sets his sites, on friendly folk
He knows they all hate he.
On forums he goes trolling
And catches pawns for tea

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I wreck their threads, give them the hump
I laugh as sites turn sour.
I put on my disguises,
And screw around for hours.

He wrecks their threads, gives them the hump
He laughs as sites turn sour
He puts on his disguises
And screws around for hours

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I break down threads, I rant and rave,
Got twelve identities
And no one knows my gender
Or knows just who I be

He breaks down threads he rants and raves
Got twelve identities
And no one knows his gender
Or knows just who he be

He's a cyber troll, and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He trolls all night and he flames all day


LOLing all the way to the bank.
#29
scotland88
you must be a very lonly little boy


wrong again
42 and living with my partner.

any more retorts you can bore me with????????:w00t:

ps; lonly is spelt lonely
#30
skusey;3556137
wrong again
42 and living with my partner.

any more retorts you can bore me with????????:w00t:

ps; lonly is spelt lonely

Anymore does not have a space?
#31
skusey
wrong again
42 and living with my partner.

any more retorts you can bore me with????????:w00t:

ps; lonly is spelt lonely


oh no i missed an E i better run all the way back to primary one and learn to type properly!!!

ANYMORE btw jst incase you need a spelling class also
#32
scotland88
oh no i missed an E i better run all the way back to primary one and learn to type properly!!!

ANYMORE btw jst incase you need a spelling class also


wrong again,
any more in this sentence is spelt correctly, ie;
have you any more bananas?
dont you love me anymore.

anyway, moving on now, nice thread
#33
skusey


anyway, moving on now, nice thread


I agree. It's a pity there are a few people trying to ruin it though.
#34
The JFK
I agree. It's a pity there are a few people trying to ruin it though.


water under the bridge.
no hard feelings, life is too short and all that malarky:thumbsup:
#35
True.
#36
Those lyrics are pretty good. They remind me a bit of Bob Dylan's, although he uses more surreal images than this guy. But I'm sure there's a Dylan song that uses the same 'opposites' trick, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is - anyone know the one I'm thinking of ???
#37
Liddle ol' me
Those lyrics are pretty good. They remind me a bit of Bob Dylan's, although he uses more surreal images than this guy. But I'm sure there's a Dylan song that uses the same 'opposites' trick, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is - anyone know the one I'm thinking of ???



Subterranean Homesick Blues ?
I know the song but not sure if its this one:oops:
#38
Liddle ol' me
Those lyrics are pretty good. They remind me a bit of Bob Dylan's, although he uses more surreal images than this guy. But I'm sure there's a Dylan song that uses the same 'opposites' trick, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is - anyone know the one I'm thinking of ???


Agreed geeza, these lyrics are tight. Although I don't particular like Bob Dylan's genre of music I do respect him as a top class lyricist in his field.
#39
skusey
Subterranean Homesick Blues ?
I know the song but not sure if its this one:oops:


i take it you know nothing about music then

LOM is it New Orleans Rag your thinking about, the set up of the song is similar and he sings about a fella who couldnt even walk...

closest thing i can think of that dylan sings personally
#40
scotland88
i take it you know nothing about music then

LOM is it New Orleans Rag your thinking about, the set up of the song is similar and he sings about a fella who couldnt even walk...

closest thing i can think of that dylan sings personally


No need to playa hate.

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