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I Went to the Cash Machine at 23:57 and...

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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
I put in my card and withdrew £100 but only £90 came out of the machine. So I blew up the front door of the bank, went inside, picked the lock of the safe, opened the door and took £10.

Banks these days.......
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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
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banned#1
Not funny
banned#2
Only a tenner lol
#3
ODB_69
Not funny


i lol'ed at that tho
#4
I havnt laughed so hard since my grandads funeral

























(thanks to luke for that one)
banned#6
banned#7
dean3988
I havnt laughed so hard since my grandads funeral


I thought the line was "Grandma died (or auntie mabel could her left *** in the mangle)"
banned#8
kungfu;3502322
i lol'ed at that tho


imranmaz;3502339
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL



2 Lol's....




more than OP has got since Oct '07!
#9
ODB_69
2 Lol's....




more than OP has got since Oct '07!


make that 3 :-D
#10
If you broke into a bank, wouldn't you take more than a tenner? Duh
#11
TamaraKnight
If you broke into a bank, wouldn't you take more than a tenner? Duh


http://991.com/newGallery/Toni-Basil-Over-My-Head-364858.jpg



good album, jus sayin
#12
ODB_69
Not funny

No need to playa hate.

dean3988
I havnt laughed so hard since my grandads funeral


LOL @ you for working in McDonalds.

ODB_69
2 Lol's....

more than OP has got since Oct '07!


Not true and no need to continue to playa hate.

TamaraKnight
If you broke into a bank, wouldn't you take more than a tenner? Duh


No because that would be stealing, they only owed me £10.
#13
ODB_69
Not funny

i lol'd at your reply
banned#14
The JFK;3502398
No need to playa hate.

U aint a Playa!

The JFK;3502398
Not true and no need to continue to playa hate.



Yes true...




and your still not a Playa!








I'm more of a playa than you can ever dream of....



ask your mum...
banned#15
black gerbil1;3502401
i lol'd at your reply

oh hai BG1......fellow playa....




u been macking?
#16
ODB_69
oh hai BG1......fellow playa....




u been macking?

if by macking you mean playing gow with 7 of my male friends for the last 2hours.

YES!:-D
banned#17
black gerbil1;3502440
if by macking you mean playing gow with 7 of my male friends for the last 2hours.

YES!:-D

http://www.psychobabyonline.com/site/scpics/tmb/1550/mack_daddy_nude_250.jpg
#18
black gerbil1
if by macking you mean playing gow with 7 of my male friends for the last 2hours.

YES!:-D


sounds like gay times!! :o
#19
I aint macked for over a month, will change this weekend though ;-)
#20
guv
I thought the line was "Grandma died (or auntie mabel could her left *** in the mangle)"


"Caught" her left *** in the mangle - and how do I know for she was my auntie.... and I was holding the blanket when we told him to jump.

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