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If I said you had a beautiful body....

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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
........would you hold it against me?

Whats the worst chat up line you have ever heard/used?
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
someone just dropped on the floor in front of me and said I have just fallen for you :roll:

yours is a compliment I think
#2
If I said you had a beautiful body....

........would you hold it against me?



Is that not a song????
#3
That was the title of a pop song long ago.

I had a Geordie mate who had a wickedly dry sense of humour, and his two chat up lines that always brought a smile (even if it didn't get him into bed) were

"That dress looks beautiful on you. But do you know what would look really good on you? ... Me."

And

"You look familar. Do you have any Geordie in you?" To which the answer was invariably "no". After which came, of course "Would you like some?"
banned#4
Lol!

On sat night I had 2 men come up to me in a club and tell me that they were gay but they would turn for me.....:roll:

Weird!!! :w00t: I mean really, what did they think I would say back to that??? :lol:
#5
is that a ladder in your tights or a starirway to heaven

the sky's very dark tonight because someone has stolen the stars and put them in your eyes
#6
student_mummy
Lol!

On sat night I had 2 men come up to me in a club and tell me that they were gay but they would turn for me.....:roll:

Weird!!! :w00t: I mean really, what did they think I would say back to that??? :lol:


Depends how good looking they were lol
#7
Saw this on Gram Norton show... this is from Urban dictionary.

1. spanner eyes

A girl whose eyes are so sexy that when you look into them you can't help but get a raging lob-on.

Boy: Can I call you "spanner eyes"?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cos every time I look into them me nuts tighten
#8
The comedian eric morecambes favourite line was "excuse me,Im a stranger in town,could you direct me to your flat?"
#9
[QUOTE=Afterburner]That was the title of a pop song long ago.

I had a Geordie mate who had a wickedly dry sense of humour, and his two chat up lines that always brought a smile (even if it didn't get him into bed) were

"That dress looks beautiful on you. But do you know what would look really good on you? ... Me."

=QUOTE]

lol reminds of the time a guy walked up to my mate in a club and said
that dress looks good on you but would look even better on my bedroom floor :lol:
#10
student_mummy
Lol!

On sat night I had 2 men come up to me in a club and tell me that they were gay but they would turn for me.....:roll:

Weird!!! :w00t: I mean really, what did they think I would say back to that??? :lol:


interesting threesome:whistling:
banned#11
queenlush
Depends how good looking they were lol


Lol! :lol:
banned#12
barky
interesting threesome:whistling:


Lol, no thanks!! :p

Plus if they were gay I would get left out :w00t: :lol:
#13
'my mate fancies you'

then you turn around and are greeted by shrek or fiona
#14
student_mummy
Lol, no thanks!! :p

Plus if they were gay I would get left out :w00t: :lol:


just noticed your location-descartes in the misc?? too intelligent for this place:roll:
#15
nikkib123
I have had someone say "your offa the telly, aren't you in hollyoaks, your well fit" - yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



but did you lie and say you WERE in hollyoaks?
banned#16
barky
just noticed your location-descartes in the misc?? too intelligent for this place:roll:


lol :lol:

Obviously not because you recognised who/what it was, Cogito, Ergo Sum... :p
#17
student_mummy
lol :lol:

Obviously not because you recognised who/what it was, Cogito, Ergo Sum... :p


luckily Im not intelligent enough to work out whether thats an insult:whistling:
banned#18
barky
luckily Im not intelligent enough to work out whether thats an insult:whistling:


lol, nah course not

It means the same at 'Je pense donc je suis' but its in latin :p x
suspended#19
not really a chat up line but while in kfc some rude boy saying to me... 'i bet you are finger licking good' Made me a little sick lol
#20
nikkib123
I said "erm no but you can buy me a drink anyway" - well I was in a very expensive bar ha ha

weatherspoons?
#21
You must be a battery and I must be a circuit because baby we connected.
#22
Wanna come back to mine and play army? I'll lie down and you blow the hell outta me.
#23
LOL some good ones, i worked in a bar for LONG TIME so heard some so bad ones like

guy says to women "is your dad in prison"? women says "no why?" man says "he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes" ERM lol

i will have to remember more
#24
electriclinux
You must be a battery and I must be a circuit because baby we connected.


new mobile phone advert there possibly :whistling:
#25
i heard my mate trying his best but failing miserably, saying can i have a picture of you so i can show santa what i want for christmas
#26
Best one I ever heard was by a girl. She said it doesn't matter if I'm ugly - you could always put a bag over my head and swing on the handles:|
#27
robtallica
Best one I ever heard was by a girl. She said it doesn't matter if I'm ugly - you could always put a bag over my head and swing on the handles:|


lol, reminds me of the BEER campaign poster

BEER , helping ugly people get laid since 1852!
#28
if you were a burger youd be a mcgorgeous

have you heard legs is the new word of the day, how about we go back to my place and spread the word

:lol: never used them and dont intend to :lol:

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