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If Microsoft Built Cars then .......

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.

Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this, restart and drive on.

Occasionally, executing a maneuver would would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to reinstall the engine. For some strange reason you'd accept this too.

You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a "Car 98" or a "Car XP". But then you'd have to buy more seats.

Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but it would only run on five percent of the roads.

The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars which would make their cars go much slower.

The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for many years.

We'd all have to switch to Microsoft fuel and all auto fluids but the packaging would be superb.

The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
LMFAO :w00t:
So true.
#2
nice, funny ones
#3
LOL. Microsoft does rule, its sad to hear it though :cry:
#4
lol, nice findage
#5
They would suddenly for no apparant reason blow up.

The notion of quality control or product testing is ignored but a replacement is offered for upto three years.
#6
yup so true.

I turned my laptop and MAC on at the same time this morning (working from home) I was busy surfing the internet on my mac for about 5 minutes before i could do anything on my laptop!!!!
#7
gemz700;2291839
yup so true.

I turned my laptop and MAC on at the same time this morning (working from home) I was busy surfing the internet on my mac for about 5 minutes before i could do anything on my laptop!!!!

Not really, you get slow macs and you get slow Windows PCs - you can sort the problem out or forever wait for a slow boot.

John
#8
also rumours say if you saw a blue tinted window in your car, you know that your car is going to die
#9
Very True
#10
True And Funny. :)
#11
Johnmcl7
Not really, you get slow macs and you get slow Windows PCs - you can sort the problem out or forever wait for a slow boot.

John


not really - everytime you boot your PC youget all kinds of rubbish pop up about antivirus etc. so annoying
#12
jack_burt0n
They would suddenly for no apparant reason blow up.

The notion of quality control or product testing is ignored but a replacement is offered for upto three years.


I know you are referring to the 360 but hmmm the original XBOX was great and hardly ever had faults and the PS2 had a huge amount of hardware problems.

So that comment isnt completly true
#13
ryouga
I know you are referring to the 360 but hmmm the original XBOX was great and hardly ever had faults and the PS2 had a huge amount of hardware problems.

So that comment isnt completly true


my original xbox got the 3 red rings after 3 years of use...
#14
pikachu12
my original xbox got the 3 red rings after 3 years of use...


My friend dropped it out of his loft when it was jammed then stood on it and cracked the case and it still worked!

Dropped once and it still worked.

But still with you 3 years is hardly terrible esp if in constant use.

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