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If this is the answer, what is the question? (Mock The Week rip-off)

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So yeah, I thought it'd be a good idea to have this as an on-going thread, where we use the answes seen on Mock The Week to make funny/interesting/whatever questions of our own, although predominantly… Read More
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
So yeah, I thought it'd be a good idea to have this as an on-going thread, where we use the answes seen on Mock The Week to make funny/interesting/whatever questions of our own, although predominantly funny would be ideal.

And of course, people are free to post their own answers once a particular answer has worn rather thin.

So I'll start, and I'll use the answer as seen on last night's show. The answer is: 2035

What is the question?

Is it, how many morning after pills has Katie 'Jordan' Price taken?
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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the year i turn 47 :w00t:
#2
2035:

Is it the amount of times JT banged Wayne Bridges missus..
#3
A: A mackerel's bungalow




Q: What has curtains and smells of fish?
#4
is when scotland will have a decent enough football team to reach the world cup finals
#5
Is it - How a dyslexic counts from 1 to 5?



( Yes, I know that dyscalculia is the name for 'number dyslexia'. This is 'Mock the Week')
#6
numptyj
2035:

Is it the amount of times JT banged Wayne Bridges missus..


Or the amount of times someone told a **** JT joke on here. :-D
#7
numptyj
2035:

Is it the amount of times JT banged Wayne Bridges missus..
I like it, absolutely spot on for what I had in mind :thumbsup:
#8
2035

the amount of views this thead will have with people saying grow up / get a job:-D
#9
Is it - the measurement in cm of Kerry Katona's waist?
#10
2035:

the sequel to the box office hit 2012? :p
#11
chesso
Is it - the measurement in cm of Kerry Katona's waist?


2035:

the amount of frozen prawns Kerry Katona eats a day
#12
2035 is the amount of time all the corrupt MP's should be jailed for
#13
Haha!! Is it - the number of people who phoned the BBC in the first 6 seconds to complain when they saw Patrick Kielty in Frankie's seat?
#14
chesso
Haha!! Is it - the number of people who phoned the BBC in the first 6 seconds to complain when they saw Patrick Kielty in Frankie's seat?


lol, i havent been following this series religously as others how come frankie boyle isnt on it anymore or was it for one week?
#15
Is it - the year when Haiti is expected to open its first re-built hospital?
suspended#16
The number of times i had to wash my eyes after seeing Susan Boyles picture.
#17
Is it the year BG1 will finally hit puberty? :)
#18
numptyj
lol, i havent been following this series religously as others how come frankie boyle isnt on it anymore or was it for one week?

No he's gone, resigned; said he was getting too old for it and didn't want to do it anymore. I'm devastated.
#19
chesso
No he's gone, resigned; said he was getting too old for it and didn't want to do it anymore. I'm devastated.


waaahhaaaat

:( he was the best, i saw him live on graham norton show before....the jokes that never made it to the finished edit were soo funny
#20
numptyj
waaahhaaaat

:( he was the best, i saw him live on graham norton show before....the jokes that never made it to the finished edit were soo funny

Looks like they're not replacing him with a regular, although I think that Rhod Gilbert would be a good choice.
#21
Is it - the degree of shininess, in candellas, of David Cameron's face on the latest poster?
#22
jellybaby22
strong kerry katona hatred:p


Is it Kerry Katona's weight to the nearest kilogram?
#23
DragonChris
Is it Kerry Katona's weight to the nearest Tonne?


edited to correct measurement of weight :p
#24
jackt010
2035

the amount of views this thead will have with people saying grow up / get a job:-D
True, I am expecting the sensitive, Daily Mail types to troll this thread - but it's harmless fun. It's just jokes. People should know what to expect with 'Mock The Week' in the title.

Also, a lot of us probably are in work anyway, like I am at the minute, just a little bored and wanting to pass some time on a Friday afternoon.

2035

Is it how much a year does Gail Porter now save on shampoo and conditioner?
#25
The amount per week Simon Cowell spends on teeth whitening?
#26
2035 is Wayne Rooneys bedtime
#27
DJNG22
The amount per week Simon Cowell spends on teeth whitening?


The amount per minute you mean :thumbsup:
#28
DarkKnight
The number of times i had to wash my eyes after seeing Susan Boyles picture.


dave_lunt2
2035 is Wayne Rooneys bedtime


http://images.zaazu.com/img/giggle-animated-animation-giggle-smiley-emoticon-000389-large.gif

is it the degrees of heat all kfc deals should reach :p
#29
Is it the amount of years in prison the two Despotic war criminals Bush and Blair should receive if convicted at a war crimes tribunal.
#30
chesso
Looks like they're not replacing him with a regular, although I think that Rhod Gilbert would be a good choice.


Rhod Gilbert is a funny man...his duvet joke makes me laugh every time.

And no they're not replacing Frankie with a regular. Just having an extra guest on each show.

2035 - is that the year i'll finally think of something funny to answer this question with?

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