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If you give a woman

Joey Bloggsy Avatar
5y, 7m agoPosted 5 years, 7 months ago
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.



Don't neglect the woman in your life :)
Joey Bloggsy Avatar
5y, 7m agoPosted 5 years, 7 months ago
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suspended 4 Likes #1
If you give her a slap, She'll do as shes told
5 Likes #2
I give the mrs loads of money, she certaily doesn't multiply that.
#3
jonny619447
If you give her a slap, She'll do as shes told


is you give her a slap, she will slap you twice!!!!X)
9 Likes #4
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. Unless she's still taking her contraceptive pill and sleeping with your brother/cousin/boss

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. Nah, she'll kick you out and move in her lover

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. Most women can't cook....FACT

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. Or she'll think you've found out about her cheating ways and you're plotting to kill her.....so she'll step up her plan to get you ousted from the house

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. Only a debt

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****. See above ^^^^^

Them's the breaks.......
#5
choc1969
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. Unless she's still taking her contraceptive pill and sleeping with your brother/cousin/boss

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. Nah, she'll kick you out and move in her lover

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. Most women can't cook....FACT

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. Or she'll think you've found out about her cheating ways and you're plotting to kill her.....so she'll step up her plan to get you ousted from the house

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. Only a debt

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****. See above ^^^^^

Them's the breaks.......


Yep, thats about right
#6
but if you can pinch an inch after you marry her that inch multiplies lol
#7
AR03
jonny619447
If you give her a slap, She'll do as shes told


is you give her a slap, she will slap you twice!!!!X)


please, we don't want to know about your bedroom games!
1 Like #8
choc1969
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. Unless she's still taking her contraceptive pill and sleeping with your brother/cousin/boss

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. Nah, she'll kick you out and move in her lover

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. Most women can't cook....FACT

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. Or she'll think you've found out about her cheating ways and you're plotting to kill her.....so she'll step up her plan to get you ousted from the house

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. Only a debt

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****. See above ^^^^^

Them's the breaks.......

so let me get this right, your a premiscious woman sleeps with the boss, cousin and brother.

You cant cook

You will kick out anybody in the house who smiles at you

and you cant do it for the guys

PASS :D
1 Like #9
greg_68
I give the mrs loads of money, she certaily doesn't multiply that.


seeing your avatar , she has certainly multiplied you.
:p:D

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