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6y, 4m agoPosted 6 years, 4 months ago
im bored ask me anything keep it clean.
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#1
How much wood,
Would a wood-chuck chuck,
If a wood-chuck couldn't chuck wood?
#2
what's the meaning of life?
#3
why are you so bored? where are you from? how old are you? are you male or female?
#4
who is in your avatar
[mod][Moderator]#5
Who'd win a pie eating contest between the chuckle brothers and ant n dec?
#6
antdav
How much wood, Would a wood-chuck chuck,If a wood-chuck couldn't chuck wood?
Chuck knows!!!!
#7
coerce86
what's the meaning of life?
Whooo thats a bit deep.
#8
Who are you?
#9
dh058977
why are you so bored? where are you from? how old are you? are you male or female?
Crap on tv, from hovis land, not telling you my age!! female.
#10
inb4 nude requests from numptyj
#11
fab_1
who is in your avatar
My gorgeous children.
#12
wishihadadonkey
Who'd win a pie eating contest between the chuckle brothers and ant n dec?
Ant n dec
#13
Apparently....
"The woodchuck could chuck as much wood as he wanted!"

Others say:

* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!
* A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.
* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.
* One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.
* It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.
* Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.
* It depends on how good his dentures are!
* A woodchuck - would chuck - as much wood - as a woodchuck - could chuck - if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.
* About 5.72 fluid litres of wood (answer from the paper pulp mill).
* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.
* Um....... 23????
* Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more wood than a woodchuck.
* If the woodchuck's name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wanted to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be allowed.
* Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly.
* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.
* "Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck."- This answer is according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck and referred to yet again by them in answering this very same question.
* How Chuck Norris got involved-A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.
* None because a wood chuck cannot chuck wood! :P
* Approximately 3.9675 pounds every 5.6843 seconds. So there.
* 2.865 lbs every 11.3686 Seconds?
* As much as he needed to be satisfied
* But the true jokey answer, as told by my grandfather is: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
* Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* But it definitely couldn't chuck Chuck Norris.
* A group of people actually did a study on this. None of the wood chucks ate any wood planks so they never upchucked it but some of them chucked them (threw them) at people.
* During my study of Woodchuck I came to the conclusion that woodchucks don't chuck wood but only drink beer.
* However, this beer can frequently motivate them towards actions that can closely resemble the chucking of wood.
* A woodchuck will only chuck certain wood, likely that which is found in their natural, prairie habitat. Therefore, the lack of trees on the prairie is quite closely related to the chucking of wood performed by these wood-chucking woodchucks.
* Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?
#14
Marina
Who are you?
A bored person.
#15
coerce86
what's the meaning of life?


answer here (clicky)
#16
wishihadadonkey
Who'd win a pie eating contest between the chuckle brothers and ant n dec?


Definately Ant 'n' Dec - Fat Buggers!
#17
ilovepink
inb4 nude requests from numptyj
I said keep it clean..
#18
Whats brown and sounds like a bell?
#19
rea3
A bored person.

Lets hope thanks to this thread, you won't be a bored person for a bit : )
#20
hibees
Whats brown and sounds like a bell?
A smell
#21
if the answer is 42, what is the question?
#22
rea3
hibees
Whats brown and sounds like a bell?
A smell
Dung
#23
antdav
if the answer is 42, what is the question?
20 +22????
#24
antdav
if the answer is 42, what is the question?

What is the meaning of life?
#25
Can you give me a tenner please? Thanks in advance.
#26
Thanks guys i dont seem so bored anymore.oO
#27
rea3
Thanks guys i dont seem so bored anymore.oO

I was only joking about the tenner btw : )
#28
rea3
coerce86
what's the meaning of life?
Whooo thats a bit deep.


the answer is actually lemons (and not 42 as has been popularised)
#29
Who would win in a fight?

A horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
#30
Goooooood afternoon ..... My name is George Agdgdgwngo,
I am calling from your bank,
I need to inform you that there is a pigeon in your bank account....
Can you give me your bank account details and sort code so that I can tranfer your $5000000 Ugandan Dollar monies and remove the pigeon
#31
what song am i listning to?
#32
micoo
what song am i listning to?


YMCA - Village People?
#33
bossyboots
micoo
what song am i listning to?


YMCA - Village People?


no, this is better

steel panther - community property
#34
meh this question and answer is dull get your man and lady parts over to twitter, facebook and youtube and watch the oldspice guy answer proper stuff.

http://twitter.com/OldSpice
#35
micoo
bossyboots
micoo
what song am i listning to?


YMCA - Village People?


no, this is better

steel panther - community property



OMG Micoo lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My husband said "whats that your listening too?" and then when we both started listening to the words were laughing our backsides off!!!! Also the comments are just brilliant! especially this one..........................

My dong just shed a tear.
suspended#36
who's the best author stephen king or dean koontz ??
#37
Has the boredom passed

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