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Im old,decrepit,and INSULTED!

barky Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
Day one of the barky fitness regime-just went a one hour cycle with mrs barky.

Got back,breathing hard and stepped off the bike to find my legs like jelly and trembling.

Mrs barky says its a build up of lactic acid,at which point 13 year old daughter pipes up "actually dad,its a build up of ten years of doughnuts!"

And another hour tomorrow-this is cruelty!

Damn the person who posted those bargain mountain bikes at argos-damn you to hell!
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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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#1
kids - too honest for OUR own good lol

well done on the cycling though
[mod][Moderator]#2
Poor you, sit down, have a cup of tea and a doughnut, you'll feel better for it
#3
Well done, thats a really good effort for your first attempt
#4
Yes I know how you feel just got back from a long bike ride too damm cold and hungry we passed two pubs and I said " Fancy a pub lunch " she said don't be stupid your on a diet. I mean what else has a 45 year old bloke got to look forward to........
#5
might go for a run later, my fitness is faltering after missing 3 weeks of basketball training due to injury, only just managed a 90 min footy game the other day :-(










:p
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mikebike
Yes I know how you feel just got back from a long bike ride too damm cold and hungry we passed two pubs and I said " Fancy a pub lunch " she said don't be stupid your on a diet. I mean what else has a 45 year old bloke got to look forward to........


Aw, hope you are well MB x x
banned#7
lol that's a classic! love the things my niece comes out with!

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