Day one of the barky fitness regime-just went a one hour cycle with mrs barky.
Got back,breathing hard and stepped off the bike to find my legs like jelly and trembling.
Mrs barky says its a build up of lactic acid,at which point 13 year old daughter pipes up "actually dad,its a build up of ten years of doughnuts!"
And another hour tomorrow-this is cruelty!
Damn the person who posted those bargain mountain bikes at argos-damn you to hell!