Mrs barky is at work and daughter wants boiled eggs for lunch-she actually wants something that cant be microwaved!! what to do? There appears to be some large contraption in the kitchen with 4 rings on the top that may be part of the solution-Im gonna need to google this.
Women! How do they expect me to get my head round this concept? Mrs barky is gonna have to start coming home at lunchtime if this continues.
And daughter wants the eggs "mashed in a cup with butter"-does she think Im a michelin starred chef or summat?