Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.
* Sainsbury condoms making life taste better
* Tesco Condoms every little helps
* Nike Condoms Just do it
* Peugeot Condoms The ride of your life
* KFC Condoms Finger Licking good
* Minstrels Condoms melt in your mouth, not in your hand
* Safeway Condoms Lightening the load
* Abbey National Condoms because life is complicated enough
* Coca Cola Condoms The real thing
* Ever Ready Condoms keep going and going
* Pringles Condoms once you pop, you cant stop
* Burger King Condoms Home of the Whopper
* Goodyear Condoms for a longer ride, go wide
* Muller light condoms so much pleasure, but wheres the pain?
* Flash Condoms Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
* Halford Condoms we go the extra mile
* Royal Mail Condoms I saw this and thought of you
* Andrex Condoms Soft, strong and very very long
* Renault Condoms size really does matter!
* Domestos Condoms gets right in the rim
* Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
* Carlsberg Condoms probably the best condom in the world
* Pepperami Condoms its a bit of an animal
* Polo Condoms the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
* McDonalds Condoms Im Lovin it!