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In the last 2 weeks I've had 10 takeaways......how many have you had?..... (this is a JFK thread)

The JFK Avatar
6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
10 takeaways in 2 weeks, and yes I am a professional footballer.

What do you think of this?

How many takeaways have you had in the last 2 weeks?
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6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
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suspended#1
4, i envy you
#2
none for me as i prefer the healthy lifestyle :thumbsup:
#3
haha i've said it before and i'll say it again last week he was asking for advice for buying a 2 million house

last year on here he was buying second hand footy boots, flogging cheap aftershave and trying to buying a table tennis game for his games console as well as posting deals about how great burtons sales were cos he can buy cardigans :-D

now hes a pro footballer who likes to eat takeaways did you get a free toy with your happy meal that mummy bought you

bassman_uk you got it 100% right
#4
strong hate ITT
#5
[COLOR="Red"]Why are people hating on me?

Is it 'cos I'm a pro footballer or is it 'cos I've had 10 takeaways in the last 2 weeks.

WOW @ some people.[/COLOR]
#6
numptyj
strong hate ITT

[COLOR="Red"]
YOU KNOW, J-Man.

(Can I call you J-Man?)[/COLOR]
#7
wish i was eating a takeway now mmmm..
#8
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]
YOU KNOW, J-Man.

(Can I call you J-Man?)[/COLOR]


J-man, J-money, Jay-fizzles, JayZee
#9
the sedge
wish i was eating a takeway now mmmm..

[COLOR="Red"]
You should get one then, unless you're fat, of course.[/COLOR]
#10
numptyj
J-man, J-money, Jay-fizzles, JayZee


[COLOR="Red"]Saafe, J-Man[/COLOR]
#11
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]
You should get one then, unless you're fat, of course.[/COLOR]


not fat, just im not tall enough for my weight:-D
#12
the sedge
not fat, just im not tall enough for my weight:-D


[COLOR="Red"]I LOL'd.






But maybe you should go to the gym or do some running. If you want any fitness advice feel free to ask me. :thumbsup:[/COLOR]
#13
On that note I've just ordered a Chinese. Safe brah.
#14
Starr
4, i envy you


[COLOR="Red"]You're not the only one.[/COLOR]
#15
nickw90
On that note I've just ordered a Chinese. Safe brah.


[COLOR="Red"]Enjoy.

What did you order?[/COLOR]
#16
Oh and the original question. Probably about 10+. I have one most mornings before Uni for breakfast and some nights too.
#17
I've banged out 4 take aways in the last 5 days. Definitely gym time tomorrow
#18
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]Enjoy.

What did you order?[/COLOR]


Chicken and sweetcorn soup to start. Crispy beef in chili sauce with boiled rice for my mains. Approve?
#19
[COLOR="Red"]I'm actually trying to eat as many takeaways as possible.

And yes, I'm a pro footballer.[/COLOR]
#20
whats your fav take away OP?
#21
ei8hty5ive
No, because you write the same of stuff every time, all the time. Yawn.


[COLOR="Red"]You add nothing to this forum.[/COLOR]
#22
ei8hty5ive
No, because you write the same of stuff every time, all the time. Yawn.


and the whole lot of its bull - as users on here proved having found him on a social networking site:-D


footballer my ................. as Jim Royle would say

http://aliasbasil.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/40631974_jim203.jpg
#23
treble99
whats your fav take away OP?


[COLOR="Red"]Not sure, G.

I enjoy pretty much all of them. Not fussy.

If I had to pick one though it would probably be Chinese.[/COLOR]
#24
DragonChris
Zero.

You're fat.

[COLOR="Red"]
No, I'm not fat.

I have been informed by my dietitian to eat as much as possible which can include takeaways (although not many chips of fizzy drinks).[/COLOR]
banned#25
shedboy66
and the whole lot of its bull - as users on here proved having found him on a social networking site:-D


footballer my ................. as Jim Royle would say

http://aliasbasil.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/40631974_jim203.jpg


The Joke Footballer Kid ignores. If anyone knows it, don't PM me as it would be against the rules :whistling:
#26
Ive hadat least 6 , and two of those were yesterday
#27
nickw90
Chicken and sweetcorn soup to start. Crispy beef in chili sauce with boiled rice for my mains. Approve?

[COLOR="Red"]
Should have gone for egg fried rice IMO.

Crispy beef is very nice but also very fattening. Something like chicken in yellow bean sauce with cashew nuts would have been more healthy but probably not as tasty.[/COLOR]
#28
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]
No, I'm not fat.

I have been informed by my dietitian to eat as much as possible which can include takeaways (although not many chips of fizzy drinks).[/COLOR]


that translates into daddy has noticed he is getting picked on at school cos hes a skinny kid so is trying to build him up abit so he can look after himself without running to the teacher:thumbsup:
#29
shedboy66
and the whole lot of its bull - as users on here proved having found him on a social networking site:-D


footballer my ................. as Jim Royle would say

http://aliasbasil.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/40631974_jim203.jpg

[COLOR="Red"]
You're lying, G.

If you continue to troll in my thread I'll be reporting you to the Moddies.[/COLOR]
#30
shedboy66
that translates into daddy has noticed he is getting picked on at school cos hes a skinny kid so is trying to build him up abit so he can look after himself without running to the teacher:thumbsup:


[COLOR="Red"]I don't go to school.

I'm a professional footballer.

I'm not skinny but I do need to bulk up to meet the physical demands of professional football.[/COLOR]
#31
shosie
Ive hadat least 6 , and two of those were yesterday


[COLOR="Red"]Cool story, bro.[/COLOR]
banned#32
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]
You're lying, G.

If you continue to troll in my thread I'll be reporting you to the Moddies.[/COLOR]


:cry:
#33
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]
No, I'm not fat.

I have been informed by my dietitian to eat as much as possible which can include takeaways (although not many chips of fizzy drinks).[/COLOR]


Ordering plenty of KFC then eh? :thumbsup:

I'm curious - Why have you been advised to eat as much as possible? *edit* I see, already answered, it's to bulk up to withstand the strain of diving to the floor, pretending a bigger boy tackled you unfairly :cry:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00645/SNN1003GX1-280_645126a.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00738/ron_682x400_738977a.jpg
#34
i've had 2 takeaways and a pub meal. that's a lot for me, usually just have home cooking but it was my birthday week :)
#35
DragonChris
Ordering plenty of KFC then eh? :thumbsup:

I'm curious - Why have you been advised to eat as much as possible?


[COLOR="Red"]Yeah I've had a few KFC's.

I'm bulking up ATM as I'm a pro footballer. I need to eat as many calories as possible to enable me to meet the physical demands of professional football.

Obviously I'm also doing a lot of work in the gym lifting weight as otherwise you would just get fat and pose serious health risks.[/COLOR]
#36
missp27
i've had 2 takeaways and a pub meal. that's a lot for me, usually just have home cooking but it was my birthday week :)


[COLOR="Red"]Hope you had a good birthday. :)[/COLOR]
#37
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]Hope you had a good birthday. :)[/COLOR]


aw thank you :)
#38
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]Cool story, bro.[/COLOR]


Think im on my eay to a kidney stone amount of salt ive had
#39
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]Yeah I've had a few KFC's.

I'm bulking up ATM as I'm a pro footballer. I need to eat as many calories as possible to enable me to meet the physical demands of professional football.

Obviously I'm also doing a lot of work in the gym lifting weight as otherwise you would just get fat and pose serious health risks.[/COLOR]


Obviously. Just wondered.
#40
DragonChris
Obviously. Just wondered.



:-D

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