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Inner Peace - Simple Humorous Advice

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An old joke but made me smile all the same.. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on … Read More
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
An old joke but made me smile all the same..

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, th res of the Chesescke an a bax a cholates.Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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