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Internet fantasists. You got ta love um. Part 2

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Uncle Monkey Avatar
7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
I earn more than any of you.
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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#1
I doubt it very much
#2
Benson's Bargain
I doubt it very much


No. I do. Last year I earned £2,857,000 after tax.
#3
starsparkle2311
Really? Where you live? I'm in need of a good night out tonight, bring your money and let's partayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy:-D


In a very nice house in Mayfair.
#4
Uncle Monkey
No. I do. Last year I earned £2,857,000 after tax.


lol, ok you beat my turnover.......just
#5
are you related to JFK?
#6
Uncle Monkey
No. I do. Last year I earned £2,857,000 after tax.


:roll: of course you did, night night and god bless.
#7
ADZ1478
are you related to JFK?


He cleans my cars. I pay him in shin pads.
#8
Benson's Bargain
:roll: of course you did, night night and god bless.


Don't be jealous. Just try hard and one day you might be able to earn nearly half what I do.
#9
Uncle monkey, I heard that you have an upcoming photoshoot for FHM Italy, is this true?
#10
grex9101
Uncle monkey, I heard that you have an upcoming photoshoot for FHM Italy, is this true?


Shhhhhhhh don't tip off the paps! :x
#11
you gotta take a photo of all your monies, next to your rap battle trophy

otherwise no one here will believe you
#12
Uncle Monkey
Shhhhhhhh don't tip off the paps! :x


Sorry, I thought it would be common knowledge after your successful shoot for men's health...
#13
phatboy123
you gotta take a photo of all your monies, next to your rap battle trophy

otherwise no one here will believe you


I've only got some loose change in my bedside draw. I'll it do?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/10/article-0-0024647300000258-626_468x617.jpg
#14
grex9101
Sorry, I thought it would be common knowledge after your successful shoot for men's health...


:oops:
#15
Uncle Monkey
I've only got some loose change in my bedside draw. I'll it do?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/10/article-0-0024647300000258-626_468x617.jpg


You can clearly tell every note in the wad of notes under the top note is a plain piece of paper. :whistling:
#16
realfriendlyman
You can clearly tell every note in the wad of notes under the top note is a plain piece of paper. :whistling:


Prove it.
#17
you work for the daily mail? :whistling:
#18
phatboy123
you work for the daily mail? :whistling:


Part own it.
#19
tinkerbell28
No that's his pocket change, he won't even bother trying to prove it, time is money:-D


I'm looking for a new PA. £75k?
#20
Uncle Monkey
Prove it.


Spread it out then....it almost looks like a "block" of notes. :giggle:
#21
realfriendlyman
Spread it out then....it almost looks like a "block" of notes. :giggle:


I'm not a performing chimp!
#22
He lives in turkey.
#23
tinkerbell28
Yeah that's reasonable, when do you start interviews?


Well I've got a couple of meetings with Sir Richard and Sir Alan over the weekend. Can you make Monday?
#24
Uncle Monkey
Well I've got a couple of meetings with Sir Richard and Sir Alan over the weekend. Can you make Monday?


dont forget to "squeeze" in sir cliff:thumbsup:
#25
tinkerbell28
Yep, I will see if I can get another helicopter flight for Monday and will be right over, PM times and dates:thumbsup:


Done. I'll send my new chopper over. No Pringles with time. The crumbs dull the leather seats.
#26
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3787/4518s.jpg
banned#27
grex9101
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3787/4518s.jpg


woah.... butterface but still wood
#28
bykergrove
woah.... butterface but still wood


I quite like her.... :-D
#29
/\ i like
#30
grex9101
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3787/4518s.jpg


I did her boob job, before I retired from medicine.
#31
grex9101
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3787/4518s.jpg


[COLOR="Red"]^^I've had soooooooo much better^^[/COLOR]
#32
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]^^I've had soooooooo much better^^[/COLOR]


Have you finished washing my Bentley yet boy?
#33
Uncle Monkey
Have you finished washing my Bentley yet boy?


He's too busy polishing something else.........

He does that a lot.

You could say he's a master :-D
#34
seen prettier ladyboys:oops:
#35
casparwhite;5843400
seen prettier ladyboys:oops:



I believe you.
#36
yeah and this is mine lol
http://www.open2.net/blogs/media/blogs/39197167_gold.jpg
#37
Looks like they forgot to edit the reflection in the window...

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