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Irish Diet

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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat
This procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
Lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
Nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz! , I t'aut I were
Going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from all the bloody skippin", the Irishman said.
skusey Avatar
7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago

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lmao, 7.5/10
Didn't see that coming.

very good
lol skusey
lol. i like it
v funny 10/10
Didn't see that coming.

very good

really? you didnt?

i did still laughed tho'
v funny 10/10

haha wicked

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