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skusey Avatar
7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her Father cussed her out... ' Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn ' t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru? '

The girl, crying, replied, ' Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute! '

' Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless Harlot! Sinner! You ' re a disgrace to this Catholic family. '

' OK, Dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, Title Deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. & for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that ' s parked outside -- plus a membership to the Country Club, (takes a breath)..... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my New Yacht in the Riviera and... '

(Her father interrupts) ' Now what was it ye said ye had become? ' says Dad.
Girl, crying again, ' Sniff, sniff... a prostitute, Daddy! Sniff, sniff. '

' Oh! Be Gosh! Ye scared me half to death girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Now come here and give yer old Dad a hug.. '
skusey Avatar
7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago

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:lol: Very good....
Thant one hell of alot of 50p's :oops:
Rubbish accent!

You've found your "old" joke book then. :thumbsup:

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