I just gave my son a glass of Cream soda, and he doesn't like it.
I scoffed at the rumours that he wasn't my child, but after 11 years, I have got to accept it.
No child of mine would dislike cream soda, I remember waiting for the "Alpine" man when I was young, and Cream Soda and Dandelion and Burdock were quaffed in double quick time.
Today is a sad day.
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