1. You're not allowed any more sweetie money.
2. You mum won't let you play football in year 7 at school.
3. Someone you hate is given an inheritance of £10M
4. Someone scratches the paintwork on your toy BMW car.
5. You learn your best friend is gay.
6. You learn your best friend who you hoped was gay, isnt.
7. Your new training shoes have got dirty
8. Your thread gets spammed on an internet forum.
9. You lose contact with a buddy.
10. Someone puts you in your place.
On a scale of 1 - 5 (5 being Alpha) mark your Alphaness score.....
Random questions.... feel free to quantify your reasons or give examples.