.Is it Just Me?
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't buy me happiness.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who rode horses
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
Experience is the one thing you have left when all else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
I used to be very indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help 'groups'?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you someone who'll never get his pants off.
Is it just me--or do buffalo wings taste a lot like chicken?