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.Is it Just Me?

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.Is it Just Me? I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- or twice. Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I …
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
.Is it Just Me?

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once -- or twice.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't buy me happiness.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who rode horses
sidesaddle.

What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.

Experience is the one thing you have left when all else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other
people.

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

I used to be very indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help 'groups'?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you someone who'll never get his pants off.

Is it just me--or do buffalo wings taste a lot like chicken?
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
You need to go back to bed.
#2
It's just you.
#3
I like these. Now I just need to remember them :)
#4
Very good :thumbsup:

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