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Its my birthday and.............

marshallka Avatar
9y, 4m agoPosted 9 years, 4 months ago
I feel really depressed. Make me laugh please.............
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9y, 4m agoPosted 9 years, 4 months ago
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#1
Happy Birthday!!!
#2
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_23_9.gif
#3
and.......you never got me anything for my birthday the other week
#4
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c302/asianhonkey/random/Happy-Birthday1.gif
#5
Happy Birthday man -- how old are you ?

Heres a joke for you

Man goes to a psychiatrist and the psychiatrist says to him " ok were gunna do some picture associations so say the first thing that pops into you head"

The psychiatrist draws a tree
http://ecenter.colorado.edu/publications/gpg/images/tree_sketch.jpg

Man shouts "SEX!"

psychiatrist then draws a dog
http://www.gabrielmorka.com/wp-content/gallery/BlueSketches/DirectorDog_Sketch.jpg

"SEX SEX "shouts the man

"ok last one" says the psychiatrist

psychiatrist draws a horse

http://www.scottramsey.com.au/playground/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/horse.jpg

"SEX SEX SEX" the man shouts

"hmmm" says the psychiatrist " my conclusion is your are obsessed with sex ,you have it on the brain"

" me obsessed with sex ? " replies the man
"youre the one drawing all the dirty pictures"


Hope that cheered you up


I shall add some drawings to cheer you up
#6
old age creeps up and suddenly grabs you by the bones :giggle:

Happy Birthday
#7
Thanks everyone, feeling happppppyier already....
#8
[QUOTE=dandoc2]Happy Birthday man -- how old are you ?

42 ouch......................
#9
Three ducks walk into a bar.

"Say, whats your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey", was the reply.

"How's your day been Huey?"

"Great, lovely day, had a ball, been in and out of puddles all day, what else could a duck want?", said Huey.

"Oh, that's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and whats your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great, lovely day, i've had a ball too been in and out of puddles all day myself, what else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."
#10
Iom-RF
Three ducks walk into a bar.

"Say, whats your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey", was the reply.

"How's your day been Huey?"

"Great, lovely day, had a ball, been in and out of puddles all day, what else could a duck want?", said Huey.

"Oh, that's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and whats your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great, lovely day, i've had a ball too been in and out of puddles all day myself, what else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."


ha ha ha love it
#11
http://armflorist.com/images/catalog/bln1022.jpg
#12
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2790/sspbdaycake2wh6.gif
#14
Happy Birthday :thumbsup:
#15
Happy Birthday
#16

love it, thanks :giggle: :giggle:
#17
donnydude
and.......you never got me anything for my birthday the other week

happpppy birthday for the other week dude..............xx
#18
Im 25 in 5 days

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