You know the GTA breaking thing? Well I got a new way... get a bra bone lodged in the washing machine, it takes them over an hour to remove it, then you're left with the washing machine apart all night and next day (no washing!!) then it takes your partner, his dad and brother ages to fix it, whilst you're happily sat on the computer/ TV whichever you prefer!!!
PMSL, somehow I managed to get the bone lodged last night so Jim (my partner) has been trying to get it out and fix it. I'm free to go on the computer :-D