A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'He says 'Yes - just caffeine''Have you ever been in the service?''Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points towardemployment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you rightnow. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - And plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, whydon't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'