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Job Predictor machine - Find your ideal profession!

Paul Avatar
1d, 2y agoPosted 1 decade, 2 years ago
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I'm a Bungee Jumper. Or a Suicide Bomber with my full name :D

What's yours?
Paul Avatar
1d, 2y agoPosted 1 decade, 2 years ago
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#1
Haha, quality! Right before I did it I thought "Boy, I bet I should be a Gigolo!"

I was right! Thats with my full name though. Otherwise I should be a MSP, whatever the hell that is!

I think I would rather be a gigolo... :lol:
#2
Hey wait a minute --- a nun?? Boy am I on the wrong track...
#3
Think yourselves lucky! :D

Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector

Sad sad me :P

I'll have to try it again maybe it'll help me lol
#4
Didn't think this was a job but my full name gave this result:

Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in. :roll:

Checking ping pong balls would be enough to turn anyone to drink. :shock:
#5
:D

Sounds like the beginning of a joke. A nun, suicide bomber, gigolo and ping pong ball inspector post in a thread, the nun sez....

:D
#6
Ok, I was bored. I figured out how they come up w/ the names.

a=2 b=3 c=4 etc.... add up the letters in the name, and it correspondes w/ a particular phrase. For example, my name is kent.

paul and kent both are "pirate"
b/c paul is 17+2+22+13 = 54 and Kent is 12+6+15+21 = 54

There ya go. :)

Ok, I was bored.
#7
The response i got was "Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?" which i thought was rather entertaining.
#8
Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist. :(


nice thx for that :(
#9
well if i enter my first name i am a fraudster

if i enter my first and surname i am a teasmaid

but get this if i enter my full name it states your ideal job is the job you have now
which is a clever as i have just got a new job as i am going back to work now my kids are at school fulltime so i hope its right lol
#10
what a pain just did my kids a girl and a boy and they are both gonna be concrete mixers .so no lawyers doctors etc
#11
Heavyweight boxer 8)

EDIT - When I put in my full name I get brain surgeon :lol:
#12
Ooooooooo:-
[SIZE=6][SIZE=1]your ideal job is a Bunjee Jumper tester[/SIZE] :giggle: :giggle: [/SIZE]
[SIZE=6][/SIZE]
#13
[SIZE=2]your ideal job is an Emperor of all the world

that will do me
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#14
your ideal job is a Speaking Clock standin !
#15
i got "the office bike" i wish...... (providing i was a ladies bike of course!!:oops: )
#16
Full name, driving instructor, i know where they got that from the swines.

Salary : 2/10
Education : 6/10
Job Satisfaction : 3/10
Community contribution : 3/10
Pulling Power : 4/10
Uniform : 2/10
Total 20/60

Pulling power 4/10!!!!!

1st name only insurance fraudster, think ill stick with my fiull name from now on....
#17
Joshanna
Full name, driving instructor, i know where they got that from the swines.

Salary : 2/10
Education : 6/10
Job Satisfaction : 3/10
Community contribution : 3/10
Pulling Power : 4/10
Uniform : 2/10
Total 20/60

Pulling power 4/10!!!!!

1st name only insurance fraudster, think ill stick with my fiull name from now on....


I got driving instructor too...hmmm If you dont believe me comes up with a blue car with a man putting an L plate out the window!

First name only Lumberjack with a pulling power of 9/10, I think the system malfunctioned
#18
I think your following me :giggle:
#19
Joshanna
I think your following me :giggle:


You enticed me with what you said last :-D
#20
Well, I think I got the best job of all!!

President!!

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/36.jpg

Hello ................. your ideal job is a President
Remember to scroll below for more information about your new job !!!


Salary : 10/10
Education : 9/10
Job Satisfaction : 7/10
Community contribution : 9/10
Pulling Power : 6/10
Uniform : 6/10
Total 47/60


Is being president something to be proud of??......

Hell yea! I can do a much better job than Bush & his poodle!! :giggle:
#21
Heres some for you lot to try....

Type in George Bush see what you get...

Type in Tony Blair see what you get....

LMAO!! :-D :giggle: :-D :giggle:
#22
I'm a lap dancer!!!

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/38.jpg
#23
my ideal job is a Teasmaid!

or with shortened version of my name a muppet impersonator

Well being an Accountant these sound so much more exciting!

Thanks for that great bit of fun!
#24
Office bike!

An upgrade then lol
#25
ohhhhh myyyyyy worddddddd

it got my job spot on lol

[SIZE=6]your ideal job is a Computer Nerd[/SIZE]

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/47.jpg

Description [CENTER]
Score[/CENTER]
Salary : [CENTER]6/10[/CENTER]
Education : [CENTER]9/10[/CENTER]
Job Satisfaction : [CENTER]6/10[/CENTER]
Community contribution : [CENTER]1/10[/CENTER]
Pulling Power : [CENTER]1/10[/CENTER]
Uniform : [CENTER]1/10[/CENTER]
Total [CENTER]
24/60[/CENTER]


every thing seems 2 tie up !!!!
#26
[CENTER][SIZE=6]Hello Kommunist your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian [/SIZE][/CENTER]

[CENTER][SIZE=2]
[/SIZE][CENTER][SIZE=2]
[/SIZE][/CENTER]




http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/41.jpg Description [CENTER]Score[/CENTER]
Salary : [CENTER]3/10[/CENTER]
Education : [CENTER]4/10[/CENTER]
Job Satisfaction : [CENTER]6/10[/CENTER]
Community contribution : [CENTER]3/10[/CENTER]
Pulling Power : [CENTER]7/10[/CENTER]
Uniform : [CENTER]3/10[/CENTER]
Total [CENTER]26/60[/CENTER]
[CENTER] [/CENTER]


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#27
clip
your ideal job is a Speaking Clock standin !
everytime i read ur post, the word clock makes me think it says a different 4 letter word.

Anyone beat a rating for an emporer
[SIZE=1]
Description[/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=1]Score[/SIZE][/CENTER]
[SIZE=1]Salary : [/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=1]10/10[/SIZE][/CENTER]
[SIZE=1]Education :[/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=1]6/10[/SIZE][/CENTER]
[SIZE=1]Job Satisfaction :[/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=1]10/10[/SIZE][/CENTER]
[SIZE=1]Community contribution :[/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=1]8/10[/SIZE][/CENTER]
[SIZE=1]Pulling Power :[/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=1]10/10[/SIZE][/CENTER]
[SIZE=1]Uniform :[/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=1]10/10[/SIZE][/CENTER]
[SIZE=1]Total[/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=1]54/60[/SIZE][/CENTER]

#28
[LEFT][SIZE=2]Hehe at Kommunist Charlie Chaplin [he was wasn't he?] :)[/SIZE][/LEFT]

[LEFT][SIZE=2]Hello rayman your ideal job is an Emperor of all the world [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Remember to scroll below for more information about your new job !!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/35.jpg[/SIZE][/LEFT]


[LEFT][SIZE=2]Not something I'd want to be though![/SIZE][/LEFT]

[LEFT][SIZE=2]This predictor changes day by day so it says :) Who we all be tomorrow :-D[/SIZE][/LEFT]
#29
Yeah... is anyone interested in computer jokes? :)
#30
I like computer jokes :-D
#31
This is the really old one, but I like it :)


A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he'd been washing his hair.
The instructions on the bottle said:
Wet hair
Apply shampoo
Lather
Rinse
Repeat


Or this one (for real computer geeks):

Why programmers often mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." (Rich Cook)
#32
OMG I'm so blonde I don't get any of them!

Think I've lost my sense of humour - is there any for sale on ebay?
#33
Sounds like I just been fired from being comedian :(
(walks away, crying and shouting abuse to Kernigan and Ritchie).
#34
Hey, am a Professional Hippy, peace out dude!
#35
[SIZE=6]teasmaid? wtf?
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#36
birdyboyuk
Heres some for you lot to try....

Type in George Bush see what you get...

Type in Tony Blair see what you get....

LMAO!! :-D :giggle: :-D :giggle:


If you put in George W Bush, you get a more realistic answer!!:giggle:
#37
:giggle: very true
#38
ooooh the fun you can have with this, i put my ex's name in, hes ideal job is a road sweeper, haha about right
#39
[SIZE=6] ideal job is a Computer Nerd[/SIZE]
[SIZE=6][/SIZE]

[SIZE=6]LOL:geek::prop:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=6][/SIZE]
[SIZE=6]or[/SIZE]
[SIZE=6]a Heavyweight Boxer [/SIZE][SIZE=4](should be SUMO[/SIZE][SIZE=4])[/SIZE]
#40
[SIZE=2]if you put "bin laden" it comes out with president as his job.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]if you put geoge bush or tony blair in, in comes up with stand up comedian![/SIZE]
:giggle:

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