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Joe Pasquale speaks very highly of you...

SirBargainsALot Avatar
6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
Yeah, I know it's a crap joke - but if someone tells me that someone else speaks highly of me, I like to tell them that Joe Pasquale speaks highly of them. Often, the other person is confused, but I get a cheap laugh out of it...

Anyone else got any crap jokes they can't resist cracking?
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6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Can't think of any off the top of my head but I am sure as hell going to start using that one!
#2
When I was younger my Grandma used to say "Oooh haven't you grown" and I couldn't resist a quiet "no, you've shrunk".
#3
who do you support?

Manchester United; how about you?

I support my legs because they support me.
#4
GentleTouch
who do you support?

Manchester United; how about you?

I support my legs because they support me.


Someone should break them :lol
#5
thats a top joke mate. I myself can't resist "thats what she said". Also, when someone says, can i have a fork? I like to say fork off. Its for my own laughs.

I'll get my coat.
#6
My version of the fork is to reply.. sorry did you want a forken knife? simple minded I know :)
banned#7
cringe fest ITT...
when people say "I like your top" sometimes I used to reply "It likes you too" :oops:
banned#8
oh and i sometimes use the "you have to take me out to dinner first" line too
#9
baffledsalmon
When I was younger my Grandma used to say "Oooh haven't you grown" and I couldn't resist a quiet "no, you've shrunk".


GentleTouch
who do you support?

Manchester United; how about you?

I support my legs because they support me.


mcnally32
thats a top joke mate. I myself can't resist "thats what she said". Also, when someone says, can i have a fork? I like to say fork off. Its for my own laughs.

I'll get my coat.


bykergrove
cringe fest ITT...
when people say "I like your top" sometimes I used to reply "It likes you too" :oops:


:?
#10
I enjoyed Dr Who's joke recently when he was being quizzed by Amy Pond's fiance about him being kissed by Amy:

Fiance: "Did you kiss her back?"

Who: "No. I kissed her mouth"

Made I chuckle that'n
#11
Cowboy walks into a saloon wearing a paper bag - Sheriff looks at him and says - "you're wanted for rustling !!
#12
sharkalos
I enjoyed Dr Who's joke recently when he was being quizzed by Amy Pond's fiance about him being kissed by Amy:

Fiance: "Did you kiss her back?"

Who: "No. I kissed her mouth"

Made I chuckle that'n


he didn't respond like he was joking - proper matter of factly about it.. that's what made it so funny :)
#13
Wheres your Mum from?

I don't know. Alaska?

No don't worry, I'll ask her.
:oops:

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