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John Terry jokes...

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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
Anyone got any good jokes about his affair?... I'll get us started.

Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his penis made from Cadburys Chocolate...
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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#1
She said she prefers Terrys.
[mod]#2
Capello telephoned Wayne Bridge to tell him that John Terry has lost the captains armband. He also asked Bridge to look under his bed to see if it is there.
#3
Capello has announced john terry has lost the England captins armband. He's phoned Wayne bridge and asked him to look under his bed
#4
399out
She said she prefers Terrys.


Heard it...you may want to search first and find some JT threads on here.

Like this one(which has all jokes mentioned on here so far) http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/599464/team-terry-or-team-bridge
#5
Wayne Bridge is sick and tired about the rumours that his child may in fact be John Terry's, so he issued a press statement...

... "It's not Terry's it's mine"
[mod]#6
sings ''Chelsea wherever you may be,dont trust your wife with john terry,his dad sells crack,his mum steals tea and he cries when he misses a penalty''
#7
All very good! i love the chelsea chant ahaha! keep them coming :-D
#8
davidn84;7730705
Heard it...you may want to search first and find some JT threads on here.

Like this one(which has all jokes mentioned on here so far) http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/599464/team-terry-or-team-bridge


But it isn't a joke thread.. This is for jokes only.
#9
How gutted are you for Wayne Bridge? He's second choice even with the missus.
[mod]#10
Adam2050
How gutted are you for Wayne Bridge? He's second choice even with the missus.


boom boom :thumbsup:
[mod]#11
Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone.

When questioned by police as to why he was speeding, he said "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."
#12
BREAKING NEWS: John Terry is set to appear before the Iraq inquiry after alleged secret meetings with Bush
#13
John Terry; sometimes he scores at the Bridge, sometimes at the Bridge's.

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Vanessa Perroncel is in a Complicated Relationship. John Terry and Wayne Bridge like this.
Vanessa Perroncel is having a baby. John Terry dislikes this.
Vanessa Perroncel Facebook Notification: John Terry has Poked you
#14
All quality!
#15
Any other new ones? haha

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