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- Joke - 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

maddness007 Avatar
8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday
maddness007 Avatar
8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
lol....
#2
Ha ha thats actually quite good compared to the lame jokes posted in this forum.
#3
manzi
Ha ha thats actually quite good compared to the lame jokes posted in this forum.


You mean like this one :giggle:

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/157683/there-is-no-pleasing-women/

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