A 85 year old woman goes to the chemist and asks the man behind the counter for 4 Viagra. he said ok no problem. She said can u please cut them all into 4? he replied of course but why you wont get the full effect? The old lady replied 1/4 is enough its just to stop him weeing on his slippers when he goes to the toilet.
btw im not being cruel its just that i work in a nursing home for the elderly the youngest i look after is 81 and the eldest is 102 bless emmmmmmmmmmm