Just got this in a sms
a catholic priest driving down the street when
he runs over a frog,thinking he had surely killed the frog he
stops and is amazed to find the frog alive
"save me " says the frog,so the priest takes him home to nurse him,
tucking the frog into bed and giving him some fly soup the frog
starts to recover
"read me a story " says the frog and as the priest does, the
frog starts to fall asleep.
just as the priest tiptoes out of the room the frog awakes and
says "i can't sleep without a kiss " the priest leans over and kisses the frog
it turns into an 11 year old boy........
and that m,lord is the case for the defence !!!