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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
Just got this in a sms

a catholic priest driving down the street when
he runs over a frog,thinking he had surely killed the frog he
stops and is amazed to find the frog alive
"save me " says the frog,so the priest takes him home to nurse him,
tucking the frog into bed and giving him some fly soup the frog
starts to recover
"read me a story " says the frog and as the priest does, the
frog starts to fall asleep.
just as the priest tiptoes out of the room the frog awakes and
says "i can't sleep without a kiss " the priest leans over and kisses the frog
it turns into an 11 year old boy........
and that m,lord is the case for the defence !!!
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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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#1
I prefer this version
A neat variant…..
Cheers!

A man goes out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.He is shocked. He says to the frog,
"Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, he?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!
Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas ."

"They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I Should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.


The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you - you've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies,"Ribbit Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous girl.


"And that


is how the girl ended up in my room, Elin.


So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."
#2
made me lol :thumbsup:
#3
DEALWARRIOR
I prefer this version
A neat variant…..
Cheers!

A man goes out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.He is shocked. He says to the frog,
"Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, he?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!
Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas ."

"They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I Should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.


The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you - you've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies,"Ribbit Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous girl.


"And that


is how the girl ended up in my room, Elin.


So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."


haha :-D

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