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6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
A priest is very fond of his Chickens. One day his rooster goes missing so the next day at mass he asks 'everyone to stand up if they have a cock', all the men stood up. "no" he said, 'stand up if you seen a cock', all the women stood up. Then he said ' Stand up if you seen a cock that doesn't belong to you', half the women stood up. 'No No No' he said 'Stand up if you seen my cock' all the choir boys stood up
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6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
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#1
LOL Like it :)
banned#2
looooooooooooool pope is not amused


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2704/4104386367_00ca347d11_o.jpg
#3
Tim Minchins new song would play well in the background quite aptly here

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