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Joke, Another cool joke added!

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banned6y, 6m agoPosted 6 years, 6 months ago
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

WE ALL LUB
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banned6y, 6m agoPosted 6 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Lets hear this joke then.
#2
aaaah ohhh its about NFL
#3
whats a quarter back ???

never heard of the term in football i'll get on the dog and bone to Andy Gray see what he thinks??
#4
It's an American joke.
#5
Dont you mean Rugby??
banned#6
rose_cat_jr;8574923
It's an American joke.

its a crap joke!
#7
RFC
its a crap joke!


Same sort of thing.
#8
i wouldn't even call it a joke..
#9
whats the blonde girlfriends name???

i think its important that we know
#10
Voted cold, misleading title.



:)
#11
rose_cat_jr
It's an American joke.


RFC
its a crap joke!


Redundant
banned#12
CFC_Mark;8575135
Redundant

you have got to try ,no really someone will employ you.....really they will.:thumbsup:
#13
RFC
you have got to try ,no really someone will employ you.....really they will.:thumbsup:


:lol:
banned#14
I know you guys are pulling my leg.... You are all bursting with laughter, your just trying to make me feel bad!
banned#15
shergold;8575210
I know you guys are pulling my leg.... You are all bursting with laughter, your just trying to make me feel bad!

keep them comming dont you listen to them,hows the horse btw.
banned#16
RFC
keep them comming dont you listen to them,hows the horse btw.
Ok, i have another one. This one is a joke to remember. It is saved on my phone so i can impress the girls.

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
#17
shergold
Ok, i have another one. This one is a joke to remember. It is saved on my phone so i can impress the girls.

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"


How many birds have you pulled with that one then?
#18
shergold
Ok, i have another one. This one is a joke to remember. It is saved on my phone so i can impress the girls.

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"


CFC_Mark
How many birds have you pulled with that one then?


:lol: im guessing none, but its a challenge to do it, so im gonna start using it hahaha
#19
micoo
:lol: im guessing none, but its a challenge to do it, so im gonna start using it hahaha


:lol: Good luck.

It might work if you're absolutely hammered :p
#20
CFC_Mark
:lol: Good luck.

It might work if you're absolutely hammered :p


i am most of the time anyway :lol:

i dont think i could say it to a girl with a straight face though
#21
Zookeeper says to paddy

''The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to mate with it. Would you consider it for £1000?''

Paddy replies....

I will on three conditions.

1st - I'm not going to kiss it.........

2nd - My family must never know......

And finally 3rd .......................


I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together
#22
micoo
:lol: im guessing none, but its a challenge to do it, so im gonna start using it hahaha



i like your thinking dude!:-D mite do that for a laugh myself:thumbsup:
#23
o dear.

o dear o dear.

(and i usually pity laugh a lot of crap jokes...)
banned#24
I will have to think of some more good ones!
#25
what lies at the bottom of a bird cage and ends in I T .?
#26
When are we supposed to laugh?
#27
shergold
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.




How can that happen?

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