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Joke....Ho ho....ha ha...he he

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banned8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.

He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he
writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.
The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg
you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so
he writes a letter of complaint

A week passes and he received another parcel.

Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel.
Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and
with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from
emphasising his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head.
So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.
A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with n
accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over
your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ar*e and go as a toffee apple.
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banned8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
Nice!!!
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Was that to tell me to look back to 3 months in case it was already posted? Or telling me you have a good memory?
#3
Brilliant, made me laugh :-D
#4
Missed it first time around - very good :giggle::giggle:
#5
Great! Wet myself!

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