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[ Joke ] Husband and Wife

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BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course! Always …
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE:

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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Good one, but i remember reading it posted on here already
#2
LOL i like that!!
#4
lol haha
#5
Thats funny!
#6
LOL :giggle::giggle:
#7
posted a few times but still funny :-)
#8
he he he very funny!!

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