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(JOKE) I want a divorce

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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although
his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home..

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?

I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago

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lol. cant beat a bit of mis-interpretation
hehe yea don't ya know it, i always wondered was "polish" as in person spelled the same as "polish" as in furniture polish lol
lol... luv a good giggle in the mornin!
Really good made me giggle. Really good in a morn
does your wife beat u up?
no i up before her lol lolol
spotted it this morning thought it was funny so id thought id share it as i like my mornin giggle

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