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Joke ** Never lie to your mother

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*sorry if this has already been posted* Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was. She h…
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
*sorry if this has already been posted*

Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his
mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne,
was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than
met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
suppose she took it do you?

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.

So he sat down and wrote


DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PETER

Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

Lesson of the day,

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
Posted before but still makes me laugh!!
#2
Thats very funny:-D, thanks!
#3
pmsl, I love it, I'll forward that to my mom!!
#4
Lol, Mum knows better
#5
Nice to see some light humour on the board!!! LOL!
#6
Always read this before with a 'boyfriend'


Never Lie to your wife:

A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Scotland with my boss & several of his friends ..

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough
clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh and please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy (what a pun!) but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?'

The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box ....'
#7
Like it. The one I saw before was Peter and Paul, you can guess the rest!
:-D
banned#8
Haha rep added.

Good one.

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