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JOKE Nun and taxi driver

mrs moon 53 Avatar
8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun."

The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."

"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.

"What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"

"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
mrs moon 53 Avatar
8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
:w00t:Cracker, probably not the best idea to name the joke fancy dress though?
#2
skusey
:w00t:Cracker, probably not the best idea to name the joke fancy dress though?



cheers hon, amended
#3
mrs moon 53
cheers hon, amended


Nor, JOKE fancy Dress?:oops:
banned#4
Bit of a give-a-way with the title. Put something like cab horror or something like that.
#5
ha ha ha
#6
skusey;1978913
Nor, JOKE fancy Dress?:oops:

LMAO ! ... This is funnier than the joke ......... ;-) joke was quite good too ....:)

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:QaPXRr5gHBk1nM:http://bp3.blogger.com/_ez9UzAGPSPU/Rt6pQt-1mkI/AAAAAAAAADw/DLNmEh701iE/s400/funny-cats-a10.jpg
#7
Me, spam head. (slaps palm on forehead)

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