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Joke- The woman

farhan123 Avatar
banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
A joke I found on a website:

Mike, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down
next to a woman at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was
on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large
building preparing to jump.The woman looked at Mike and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"


Mike says, "You know, I bet he will jump."


The woman replied, "Well, I bet he won't."


Mike placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the woman placed
her money on the bar, the guy did a swan-dive off of the building, falling
to his death.


The woman was very upset and handed her $20 to Mike, saying, "Fair's fair.

Here's your money."


Mike replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock
news and knew he would jump."


The woman replies, "I did, too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
farhan123 Avatar
banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
I think that was supposed to be a 'blonde' joke
#2
this joke is on every week
#3
Saw it last week
#4
ettam123
this joke is on every week

no every day now
#5
r u sure you didnt se it on this website yesterday
#6
first time ive heard it , made me laugh!!
#7
... if it been on once its been here a 100 X's .... still funny though
#8
that is not true for all women !!!
:D

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