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a mother was trying to make her young son teach a bit of maths,she ask him,let's say you are out with your father and your sister n your granddad and me and we went to a ice cream shop,so how many ice cream will you order?he said 4,her mother replied no 5,the kid said no 4,cuz i want coke to drink

Edited By: addjon on Jan 30, 2011 12:29: .
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I just lost the will to live........
#3
barky
I just lost the will to live........

do a suicide at night to avoid disappointment and save some tax money,by the way jumping off a cliff is pain less way to kill your self
#4
whatsThePoint
read the first post but no link to a joke there

that was funny
#5
addjon
barky
I just lost the will to live........
do a suicide at night to avoid disappointment and save some tax money,by the way jumping off a cliff is pain less way to kill your self

how do you know its painless?and how do you save tax money by killing yourself at nightime? no wait...dont tell me...I cant take any more
2 Likes #6
so when is someone actually gonna post a joke in this thread? lol
1 Like #7
numptyj
so when is someone actually gonna post a joke in this thread? lol


the first one was so hilarious-how could it be topped-I will be dining out on it for a year
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addjon
a mother was trying to make his young son teach a bit of maths,she ask him,let's say you are out with your father and your sister n your granddad and me and we went to a ice cream shop,so how many ice cream will you order?he said 4,her mother replied no 5,the kid said no 4,cuz i want coke to drink


Poor... thats all I have to say... poor.
#9
numptyj can you plz change your avatar,i can't take me eye off from it(wasting my time staring it)
#10
[quote=addjon]a mother was trying to make his young son teach a bit of maths

shouldn't it be her son :p

Edited By: Kulsum on Jan 30, 2011 12:27
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NASA send two monkeys and a woman to space. Radio messages:

NASA to monkey 1: Optimise life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment

NASA to monkey 2: Check trajectory and compensate if required using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3)

NASA to woman: Feed Monkeys - Touch f*** all
#12
Kulsum
[quote=addjon]a mother was trying to make his young son teach a bit of maths

shouldn't it be her son :p

lol bad english bad english.thanks to point it out,no wonder none like it apart from you
#13
jonny619447
NASA send two monkeys and a woman to space. Radio messages:

NASA to monkey 1: Optimise life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment

NASA to monkey 2: Check trajectory and compensate if required using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3)

NASA to woman: Feed Monkeys - Touch f*** all

lol by guessing from your joke you don't like women
#14
Kulsum
[quote=addjon]a mother was trying to make his young son teach a bit of mathsshouldn't it be her son :p

Lol, then the son changed to a she


addjon
a mother was trying to make his young son teach a bit of maths,she ask him,let's say you are out with your father and your sister n your granddad and me and we went to a ice cream shop,so how many ice cream will you order?he said 4,her mother replied no 5,the kid said no 4,cuz i want coke to drink
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addjon
jonny619447
NASA send two monkeys and a woman to space. Radio messages:

NASA to monkey 1: Optimise life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment

NASA to monkey 2: Check trajectory and compensate if required using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3)

NASA to woman: Feed Monkeys - Touch f*** all

lol by guessing from your joke you don't like women


No course I do. But its a joke. In comedy anything goes (within reason). It has nothing to do with my real views :)
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dcx_badass
Why was she getting her son to teach her maths?


Because she wasn't very good at them (_;)
1 Like #17
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5470/delllaptopfail.jpg
#18
mother - son stay away from naughty kids
son - that's the reason i don't wana go to school
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addjon
mother - son stay away from naughty kids
son - that's the reason i don't wana go to school


Mods please close this thread.
The OP has clearly lost the plot and it is bordering on disturbing! (_;)
#20
Three old men were talking in the pub about how life was treating them.

First one says "Everything is good but I just can't pass water."

Second says "Everything is good but I'm just constipated"

Third says "You poor guys,
I urinate every moring at 7am exactly.
I poo every morning at 8am exactly.
My problem is, I don't waken up until 9am!"
1 Like #21
I didn't think this site condoned the use of illegal substances, but it's rife in this thread http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-bounce011.gif
#22
addjon
mother - son stay away from naughty kidsson - that's the reason i don't wana go to school

doesnt translate well from the original swahili...............
#23
swahili?which language is that?
1 Like #24
OP - you want jokes .... loads here : http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/tell-a-joke-thread/863360?page=1

:D fill your boots ...
#25
addjon
swahili?which language is that?

native to Africa
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swahili_language

Edited By: arcangel111 on Jan 30, 2011 13:34
#26
arcangel111
addjon
swahili?which language is that?


native to Africa

cheers
1 Like #27
Man found dead in his ice-cream van covered in hundreds & thousands.

Police reckon he topped himself.
#28
3 friend in a restaurant
1st - i can drink tea as hot as from the kettle in to cup and then into my mouth
2nd - i can drink as hot as from the kettle to my mouth
3rd - its nothing compare to mine,i drink water and milk eat sugar n tea bag and sit on gas burner
#29
richp
Man found dead in his ice-cream van covered in hundreds & thousands.Police reckon he topped himself.


Have you been on some illegal substances now rich ??....................:D
#30
This thread makes my brain hurt
#31
sancho1983
This thread makes my brain hurt

the thing you call brain is infect straws....
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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were u today during school hours?
SON: At school *Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK, I went to the movies
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was day with a pornstar
DAD: WHAT? When I was ur age I didn't even know what porn was! *robot slaps dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's ur son *Robot slaps mom*
#33
addjon
3 friend in a restaurant1st - i can drink tea as hot as from the kettle in to cup and then into my mouth2nd - i can drink as hot as from the kettle to my mouth3rd - its nothing compare to mine,i drink water and milk eat sugar n tea bag and sit on gas burner

are these all copy/pasted from the polish version of sickipedia? after they are translated by babelfish of course-are you seriously rolling about laughing at these?
1 Like #34
dcx_badass
Ops mum should have used this to spare us all from this stupidity:http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wire_hanger.jpg

a coathanger walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager and the barman says "£2.80 please"

HILARIOUS!!
2 Likes #35
3 friends meet up in the street

first one says "good morning"

second one says "good morning"

third one says "good morning"

Ive got a million of these!
1 Like #36
what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Bert Smith
1 Like #37
Right, i decided to test foreign jokes for myself to see what addjon finds so funny. Here is a joke from a french website translated with all the skill of addjon . . . well google translate anyway!

Five french in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Franco-Belgian. The Belgian customs official stopped them and said: - You're not allowed to run at 5 in a Quattro - No, Quattro is the type of vehicle, watch the papers! This car can carry 5 people, replies the driver.
Stop taking me for a fool. Quattro mean four. Get off the vehicle ...
Furious driver drops the car and run: - You are too stupid. Call me your supervisor!
Oh no, he can not come . . . He is busy with two guys in the Uno!

My question is - Is this s**t funny in france?!

Edited By: dh058977 on Jan 30, 2011 14:22
#38
oO Whats up with everyone today ?
#39
dh - i thought that was funny :)
1 Like #40
i can speak the france,...

"ello. ma nem iz martyn. theez jerks ar nut fuhnee"

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